Cat Turned Into Boy Then Into Bird

My humor is not dry, it is unfunny.

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Me: When I get older I'm going to be so hot

Older me: Whoops those were my hot years

[Martin Felshman @MartinFelshman]

That’s what I love about these dating app girls, I keep getting older, they remain robots hungry for my social security number.

[TASmith @wherestrist]

Another day, another joke. Share this one if you can.

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In case you were wondering what you looked like

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Fundamentalist Christians are just jealous that aborted babies go to Superheaven

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@KirkmanBrandon I think it is important to separate the art from the artist

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@KirkmanBrandon Shorts are high in fiber

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Thankfully, Paul Dano can act his way out of a paper bag

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@aprettypeach Just finished reading Zami: A New Spelling of My Name by Audre Lorde, great book.

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Weird that no other country in the world makes comedies

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.@IndieWire ranks the best comedies of the 21st century:

1. Sideways
2. School of Rock
3. Lost in Translation
4. The Grand Budapest Hotel
5. Team America: World Police
6. Superbad
7. The 40-Year-Old Virgin
8. Enough Said
9. Burn After Reading
10. Midnight in Paris

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@TheScudStud This reminds me that i need to watch more Columbo and anime

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@Kwaselow Kazaam

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Finally played Pathologic 2, what a goddamn masterpiece. Also, I somehow beat it without making a single panacea, that was something I was supposed to do in the game?

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@KirkmanBrandon Ur already married bro

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The US Left has an anarchist "problem" they will retcon with

[Brigid (sincerity-pilled) @19brigid49]

The US Left has an anarchist problem that it will eventually have to recon with. This will be incredibly difficult because American individualism pairs extremely well with anarchist or "libertarian" individualism, hence their proliferation.

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The movie What Women Want, except they only wish to find a guy that isn't anti-semitic, and Mel is like oh no, women are so complicated

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@DominicGwinn i-i-is that a staple?!

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Don't get me wrong, he deserved to get "left of his own volition" (fired) but I also don't want him doing punditry here

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Oh god no, that means he is coming back to America

[David Farrell @DavidJ_Farrell]

BREAKING: Piers Morgan to leave Good Morning Britain ITV has announced ⬇️