Jon Swick

[Jim Gardner-Johnson @DatDudeJD]

BAR OWNER: “You’re OK at making drinks, but are you good at changing the channel on a TV?”

BARTENDER INTERVIEWEE: “I am the literal worst channel changer of all time.”

BAR OWNER: “You start tomorrow.”

[RedWave Press @RedWavePress]

NAILED IT: Jeff Bezos: “A nurse in Queens who makes $75K a year pays more than $12K a year in taxes. Does that really make sense?”

“So people talk about making the tax system more progressive. How about we start by having the nurse in Queens NOT pay taxes? At all!”

“Why is a nurse in Queens who makes $75K a year paying more than $1K a month in taxes?”

“That’s $1K a month that could help with rent or groceries or anything.”

“And by the way, do you know what that all adds up to? The bottom half of income earners in this country pay only 3% of the taxes. It’s only 3%.”

“We can find 3%. So we don’t have... it’s a small amount of money for the government. You know that. And the more I thought about it, to me, it’s kind of absurd that we’re doing this.”

“We shouldn’t be asking this nurse in Queens to send money to Washington — they should be sending her an apology. It really makes no sense.”

Exactly!

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

What Luck! Dr. Fauci Announces He's Been Working On Hantavirus Vaccine This Whole Time https://t.co/cmliEd3ign

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Senator Bernie Moreno says the "banking cartel is in full panic mode" over crypto Clarity Act.

"For decades, these banks have treated your deposits like their personal piggy bank, paying you next to nothing while lending YOUR money out for massive profits and executive bonuses."

"Now that innovative stablecoins threaten to break their monopoly and give you actual financial freedom? They're running to Congress again, screaming about threats to economic growth and financial stability."

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Woman Terrified Of White Men Leaves Africa For Minnesota https://t.co/gADxzRuzPj

[Today in History @TodayinHistory]

This may be the most articulate response I’ve ever heard to this question.

[Chamath Palihapitiya @chamath]

@SenWarren spend transparently with accountability, sign up to term limits, give us voter id. then take whatever you want.

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

The Tommy Boy x Shark Tank is also hilarious 😂

[Financial Physics @FinancialPhys]

Imagine if 3 million Americans all filed random lawsuits using Chat GDP and clogged the toilet of federal court 😆

[Jon Swick @JonSwick]

@barstoolsports She had Hurts O 3.5 picks

[Progressive Misogyny @JustMisogyny]

MEN: We want access to women's spaces.

GOVERNMENT: OK no problem.

WOMEN: We want men out of our spaces.

GOVERNMENT: It's complicated, we'll need guidance, case by case basis, impact assessments, have you considered how this will affect the men, how will it work in practice?

[Jon Swick @JonSwick]

@iam_johnw I got pounded on this play

[Jon Swick @JonSwick]

@bigjimmurray Coops on Quincy is elite for this

[Brycen 🏆 @Brycen2047]

WAIT A MINUTE. NORTH CAROLINA?!

[Adam Kaufman @AdamMKaufman]

Here’s the full Brad Marchand tribute at the Garden, including the Bruins legend absolutely bawling on the bench. As always with Marchy, emotions on full display.

[Jon Swick @JonSwick]

@NESN Never in a million years

[Kirk Herbstreit @KirkHerbstreit]

This moment between Coach Saban and Coach Belichick 🤣🤣🤣

[Jon Swick @JonSwick]

@PGATUOR This.

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 BEAUTIFUL: Phoenix Air Traffic Control sent a message to Charlie Kirk when he landed back in Arizona on Air Force Two

“Welcome home, Charlie. You didn’t deserve it… May God bless your family.” 🙏🏻

Americans of all walks of life are mourning the loss of Charlie 🇺🇸