“Matcha Man” Randy Savage

steams a good ham

[Walker @ownedby30]

Kiba saying he wants to be hokage

[Fox News Politics @foxnewspolitics]

DNC Chairman Ken Martin rips Hasan Piker as 'absolutely disgusting and deplorable' — but insists the far-left streamer doesn't represent the Democratic Party.

The rebuke came moments after Martin touted Democrats as a 'big tent party' with 'lots of different viewpoints.' Fox News Digital had pressed him on rising socialist influence within the party, including the backlash surrounding Michigan Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed, who recently campaigned with Piker before distancing himself over the streamer's claim that the U.S. 'deserved 9/11.'

Martin then pivoted to torching Republicans for cutting the House's September session short six weeks before midterms, saying Democrats are 'ready to work' while the GOP 'recesses' and 'runs back to their districts.' He predicted Democrats will retake both the House and Senate in 47 days.

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[A.H. Johnson @AHJohnson1516]

This is what people watch in hospitals as they lay dying.

[Jamarrius @YungxJayy]

It’s always funny watching Americans lose their minds when someone tells the truth about this violent ass country. People have been propagandized into believing America is somehow morally superior when that couldn’t be further from the truth.

[Ray Kump @RayKump]

On 9/11, Seth Macfarlane was supposed to be on one of the hijacked airplanes, but he overslept, and the rest of the hijackers proceeded without him.

[samanthamcfarland @SailorSammy93]

How can you make a whole article about famous wasians and exclude charli xcx… but you included Carl from fucking Love Island

[Lebron Q. Septa @dropkick_murray]

This shows the differences between MJ and LeBron’s games. MJ was more of a score first gambling addict. LeBron’s much more comfortable creating (gambling addiction) for others

[TMZ @TMZ]

😳 A man gets duct-taped to his seat on a flight after allegedly making racist and anti-gay remarks.

Photos: https://t.co/xhBCjeZyaS

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

“No way you wrote a 5 page essay without AI”

Buddy, we wrote them by hand, in cursive, the day before it was due, without even reading the book.

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

You'd think Slim, of all people, would know the importance of responding to the people who write him letters.

[MASH.FM @MASHUPS_FM]

I Gotcha but the beat is Drop It Like It's Hot

[dylan🇵🇸 @fountinsofwayne]

Steve Jobs died and we all lost our jobs, Johnny Cash died and we all lost our cash, please god don’t let Bob Dylan die

[Anna Bahr @anna_bahr]

Nothing could be more relatable to young Americans who have been forced to put off plans of starting a family because they are drowning in student debt.

[Wiz Fajita @trillary_banks_]

“I don’t care if you’re white, black, green, or purple” -someone who definitely cares that you’re black

[Variety @Variety]

'One Night Only' Director Will Gluck Cut Out 'So Much Nudity' Because People Dislike Sex on Screen: 'It Takes You Out of the Movie' https://t.co/uDStA5ONZ7

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

Pretty simple. The right is constantly inventing totally crazy scenarios of gotcha moments that won’t happen to create a sense of hysteria.

Here are the facts:
— A trans woman has never played in the WNBA. In 30 years.

— Trans women are barred from competing in women’s sports in the NCAA and the Olympics.

— 29 states have banned trans girls participation in women’s sports K-12.

— The Supreme Court ruled states can exclude trans girls from participating in women’s sports.

Y’all won. Y’all got it. So why is the right still crying and whining about an argument that is backed by law and policy at virtually every level?

Wait, I have an answer. They want to erase trans existence period and no amount of exclusion, degradation, or denigration will ever be good enough for them.

SO they create these dumb, illogical, stupid-ass scenarios because there actually isn’t enough there for them to make a salient point. It’s fear-mongering bullshit that is designed to create a hostile environment for trans people. It’s weak.

[Tyler DeLuca @TylerDeLuca]

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