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Please everyone follow @itsJonasWeiss xx

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@upstatefederlst If you asked me to be there at 10am every weekday for a year, and if I were late just once I wouldn’t get the $25mil. I wouldn’t get the $25mil.

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@Jon4Lakers Dyson

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@f4micom Maybe this is going to be the UK’s way to join without joining. Setting precedent for a new kind of membership in the future

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@portraitinflesh The answer is 4. Dog, donkey and I have our feet between our legs and the floor

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@CharlemagnumPI Perhaps they needed the apostrophe for “Don’t” and added a few extra to make it consistent

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@SeanArchard @taimurabdaal Dyson don’t make hoovers

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@mercatheo @nappytheplug Probably using a jack to rca cable

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@pulpy_fiction I guess the caveat is that if you’re going to work a retail or similar job you might as well work somewhere where you have some passion for the stuff that’s sold. You get work perks and free stuff at jobs so if you’re working a bookshop you’ll get access to more books than Aldi

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@freganmitts People be like ‘evolution hasn’t resulted in an intelligently designed animals therefore evolution is fake and animals are clearly created through intelligent design’

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@nocontextmemes Matt Smith also shaved his head for another part and subsequently wore a wig in Doctor Who

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@NicoPerrino This could be the end of .com being the dominant top level domain name

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@lilgrapefruits I just say ‘thank you, enjoy the rest of your day!’, sometimes a ‘no worries’ slips out first but thanking them back always seems to be received well

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@RmSalih Tommy got Jacob Reed Mogged

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@__Lily__pond Downy birch sounds like a fantastic insult

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@fuckyouiquit He’s burning in the fires of the hell inferno if that counts

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@6illy___ No you don’t. As an autistic person, I urge you to do the autistic move and take the money

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@Complex They look like Avengers

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@hedin__ Uncertainty principle means you can’t know both speed and velocities

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@billyjarrettugh Because it’s a unicycle with a stabiliser. There’s no chain so rider sits atop the front wheel. The large size of the front acts like a gear (smaller movement inside translates to larger at the edge). Asymmetric wheels help with stability, plus larger second wheel is superfluous