Jonáš Kreisel

Minister of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster from the Czech Republic
@opavafsm

[Jonáš Kreisel @JonasKreisel]

Hello all Pastafarians.

[Sister Kay @TetrazziniFSM]

Evangelism flyer shared in Sturgis, South Dakota - May Peace and Pasta Be With All! #Pastafarian #OnTheRoadAgain #Scooptown

[Sister Kay @TetrazziniFSM]

Gearing up for a fresh batch of Evangelism destinations - does this meatball count as a personal item?

[Opavská církev Létající špagetové příšery @opavafsm]

Crocheting for a good cause in Opava! 🧶 Kind volunteers made 20 soft pillows for seniors. We believe their hands were guided by our Monster's Noodly Appendage. Such a beautiful act of warmth and love! Stay Al Dente!
https://t.co/SfQmL2WUpq

[Jonáš Kreisel @JonasKreisel]

@Krulskitten @PraiseHisName50 @TheSkepticWiz Ramen.

[Stillbonking - Main Bastardette 🇬🇧❤️🇺🇦 @Krulskitten]

@PraiseHisName50 @TheSkepticWiz Glory to God Alone - the one true God

The Flying Spaghetti Monster

R'amen 🙏

[Jonáš Kreisel @JonasKreisel]

@ope_falabs Flying spaghetti monster loves you.
Ramen.

[ope falabs ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 @ope_falabs]

Y’all spaghetti is my favorite meal 😋🤭

[Jonáš Kreisel @JonasKreisel]

Hi everyone,
I just launched a website for the Opava Church of the FSM @opavafsm. If you don't speak Czech, I recommend turning on translation into your language via Google Translate if you use Google Chrome. Ramen.
https://t.co/bnmrDUUN7F
@henderob

[Opavská církev Létající špagetové příšery @opavafsm]

The Opava Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has officially launched its digital port! 🍝⛵ Discover our core beliefs and read our articles about events in Opava. Stay Al Dente! R'amen. 🏴‍☠️👇
https://t.co/SB7vZbI8CS

[Jonáš Kreisel @JonasKreisel]

@wharrrgarrbl @medusa56944 @kdrhod @Simple_Shaman @ToddOnHigh_ @SurfMurph @Nguyen_anime3 Ramen.

[Disco Studebaker #smokefleet @wharrrgarrbl]

@medusa56944 @kdrhod @Simple_Shaman @ToddOnHigh_ @SurfMurph @Nguyen_anime3 Honestly, I prefer the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

[Jonáš Kreisel @JonasKreisel]

@ori_rori25 @code_teh @jenny2x4 The Flying Spaghetti Monster loves you and touches you with his sacred noodle tentacle to bring you joy, laughter, and endless pasta in this life and the next, where an abundance of all the good things your hungry heart can truly imagine await you.

[Ori the Ace 💜🤍🩶🖤🌌☄️🌠 @ori_rori25]

@code_teh @jenny2x4 No, the right religion is pastafarianism

[Jonáš Kreisel @JonasKreisel]

@Froyd369 Ramen.

[Jonáš Kreisel @JonasKreisel]

@HackerDragon10K @athiestboi Flying spaghetti monster bless you.

[Tamaki :) @ISAGOAT4117]

@RepNancyMace Who wants to convert to Pastafarianism? Our beloved Flying Spaghetti Monster loves gay people here.

“And the Flying Spaghetti Monster stirred the pot and said, ‘All my children are perfectly seasoned, especially the rainbow ones.’”
Ariana 4: 13

[Robert Gaston @RobertGinRland]

@iamAtheistGirl Have you ever investigated Pastafarianism? R'amen.

[Jonáš Kreisel @JonasKreisel]

@fightingallstar Flying spaghetti monster loves you.
Ramen.

[ديجيما دايسوكي @fightingallstar]

My religion is Pastafarianism.

Ramen.

[Lawrence | unfiltered @tralawlawbanana]

@anayabangkok Starts talking about our lord and savior the flying spaghetti monster

[LDNxGamingxDad @AdhdDaddyLondon]

@GNGSmethwick Ok then as a follower of the flying spaghetti monster I also demand the religious right to wear a colander on my head at all times. Yeah sounds daft doesn't it. If it's just ceremonial, then why not have a smaller, unsharpened one? That's not cruelty, that's clarity.