Jonathan Strand

[Patrick Ekwall @Ekwall]

Joakim Östling har varit strålande i såväl AIK-Malmö FF som IFK Göteborg-Gais, två matcher under hög press.
34 år. Mycket bra. Ska bli intressant att se hur långt han når internationellt.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

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[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Four years, countless memories.

A message from Thiago Silva…

[Jonathan Strand @Jonathan5trand]

Idag vill jag påminna om detta, från exakt ett år sedan.

[Mathias Wåg @guldfiske]

Vår är en social konstruktion.

Tänk vår. Agera vår. Skapa vår.

[Jonathan Strand @Jonathan5trand]

@Jacxone Hahaha så bitter

[Mathias Wåg @guldfiske]

Vår är en social konstruktion.

Tänk vår. Agera vår. Skapa vår.

[rachel @rachelmillman]

you will never; ever in your life guess what this could be in reply to

[Jonathan Strand @Jonathan5trand]

Låt oss få Korvfingerbössan över 10k!

https://t.co/YaDrrGMoFX

[Jonathan Strand @Jonathan5trand]

https://t.co/YaDrrGuNOp

[Chris Scott @iamchrisscott]

Mariah Carey beginning with “I don’t want a lot for Christmas” and then revealing she wants “you” is such a good burn

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

People In their 20s dont want to work. well thats because Im supposed to be fighting a war right now. My biological clock is going insane. I should be in a field somewhere in Europe killing a German teenager with a rock. So sorry if Im not pumped about getting good at excel

[♥mark magark♥ @markedly]

Dunkin Donuts: Sorry, we’re out of chocolate glazed.

Me: [about to lose it] No Mark, save this feeling. Use it for your art.

[Billy Buckets 🏷 @meathaver]

*guy about to invent gargoyles* nice castle, but you know what’s missing? some little fucking freaks on the roof

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns

[John Ganz @lionel_trolling]

tolkien this tolkien that maybe you should try tolkien to a girl

[wint @dril]

thte international space station is visible from earth at the following times: Nerd Time

[James @CaucasianJames]

somewhere out there there’s a guy that’s completely sober that’s gonna wake up early saturday morning, put on headphones, and play 18 holes of frisbee golf. and he’s happier than all of us

[Christian Tucci @chrtucci]

Cacio *e* pepe? In questa economia?

[Floyd @dafloydsta]

[first date]

HER: So do you prefer cats or dogs?

ME: *scanning the menu* I don't even see them on here. What page are you on?