Jonathan Glew

Born and Bred in the 0114

[Jonathan Glew @JonathanGlew]

Yeah,not for long https://t.co/CoAgO3nLlI

[David Walker @djwskyblu]

It’s arise Sir Gareth Southgate and Sir Sadiq Khan but not a knighthood in sight for Kevin Sinfield? If evidence was needed to illustrate the abuse of the ‘Honours’ system this is it! Recognition of wonderful works and deeds is all well and good, but this is absolutely farcical.

[Jonathan Glew @JonathanGlew]

Got a group of lads to all play together in a swimming pool with inflatable unicorns,if that’s the case give all 18-30 club reps a knighthood #southgate #didntwinanything

[Jonathan Glew @JonathanGlew]

Hands up for November 4ths gig 🙋🏻‍♂️ #verydrunkenselfie

[NME @NME]

Hand up who tried to get a drunken selfie with @petedoherty at their Christmas party last week?

#PeteDoherty #TheLibertines #Babyshambles @libertines

[Jonathan Glew @JonathanGlew]

@UKBackintheDay2 @Adam_Maris certified karaoke banger

[Sean @elseanawy]

So painful to see another man live your dream

[Jonathan Glew @JonathanGlew]

@Adam_Maris You bedwetter

[Jonathan Glew @JonathanGlew]

I’ve been to Glastonbury a few times and the only thing I’ve done in a morning is brush my teeth with a can of Stella,jog on

[Glastonbury Police @PoliceAtGlasto]

Shoutout to all the runners this morning 👏 🏃‍♀️🏃🏃‍♂️

For those who prefer a more sedate pace, to start the day, feel free to stop and say hello to our early tour who are out on patrol 👋🏻

[Jonathan Glew @JonathanGlew]

Oh Chris,moaning about how much teams have spent. Will be honest don’t trust with a £1. You had a great run but you aren’t the man to get this side back!

[The Bladesman @The_Bladesman]

🎙️ CW

"We've had 17 opportunities at goal against a team that's spent about £300m. The gap between both football clubs on the pitch today in terms of the play was pretty small."

#twitterblades #sufc

[Eugene @eugeneh84]

When you've had 4 pints before the flight and the seatbelt sign finally goes off

[Nooruddean @BeardedGenius]

Lads, the country’s going to shit. Energy prices have caused the sharpest increase in absolute poverty in 30 years. Councils are going bankrupt. Backlogs in the NHS & courts will take an estimated 10 years to clear. 4.3m children are growing up in poverty. But yeah, you crack on.

[Jonathan Glew @JonathanGlew]

Sharing? Smash that myself

[Manchester’s Finest @McrFinest]

The Black Friar over in Salford have quickly become renowned for their pies, and from Monday, they’re launching their biggest pies yet.

There are three sharing pies on offer - Cheese and Onion, Chicken and Pancetta, or our favourite, the Lamb Shank.

They all come with mash, greens and extra gravy on the side and feed 2-4 people, but if you feel like you can take it on by yourself, The Black Friar will comp your beers 🍻

[Jonathan Glew @JonathanGlew]

Cheese and Ham

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

1965/66 - Sheffield United have conceded 59 goals in their 23 Premier League games this season, the most of any side at this stage of a top-flight campaign since Fulham in 1965-66 (also 59). Freefall.

[Jonathan Glew @JonathanGlew]

I hope it’s because of BLT and not like Tuesday’s egg Mayo #twitterblades

[Jonathan Glew @JonathanGlew]

@andrewphatton @NathanH79 Wait till he asks about lost coats going to Bristol City and painting pylons

[Jonathan Glew @JonathanGlew]

@kyletales Seal and I had the clobber,remember that black shirt

[Jonathan Glew @JonathanGlew]

@Nick_Tabs I bet you have,you little ferret l. Only 1994 pairs of the 30th anniversary preds

[Denis Hurley @Denis_Hurley]

Jack Cork is now older than his father Alan was when Sheffield United reached the FA Cup semi-finals in 1993