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Paramedic 🚑

[Code Blue Memes @codebluememes]

a haunted house except it’s just your hospital staffed with only new grads and travel nurses

[Code Blue Memes @codebluememes]

hey. those are my emotional support 37 crumpled paper towels with vitals illegibly written on them

[gamerEMdoc @GamerEMDoc]

Emergency Medicine: What happens when the nerds from high school realize they are the coolest people in medical school…

[Mark Lewis, MD, FASCO @marklewismd]

My teenager just came to me and said the words every parent dreads hearing: “Dad, I need to memorize the Krebs cycle”

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

The ADHD urge to work on literally anything other than the one thing you should be working on.

[Doc Around the Clock @DocAroundThClok]

Honestly, 99% of being a good doctor is simply listening to your patient, never missing a diagnosis, ensuring high quality outcomes despite having only a few minutes for each visit, charting perfectly to maximize billing, fighting insurance companies to cover basic care, never cr

[K Brooke Golisch, MD MS @BrooketheOstomy]

Is it just me or did we all choose to go into surgery because it’s so much easier to feel exhausted than emotion?

[T @Jones3Tam]

@EM_RESUS @RobertHerman_ @PendellM @smithECGBlog @ecg_cases @AlmuraisiMusleh @DocNikko @iapa @EkgHacks @PowerfulMedical @ekgpress @ECGfan @EMS12Lead Same 😂 thanks for your videos

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

BREAKING: CDC just announced that a massive outbreak of updog has started to spread

[Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but “GCS less than 8” does NOT mean you automatically must intubate

[Alex Estrella @alexjestrella]

The peak of EM is taking a sick, undifferentiated patient - managing their critical illness both intellectually and procedurally, checking off the boxes in their work up step by step and then, when you’ve stabilized them, moving to something entirely different

[Dr Aidan Baron @Aidan_Baron]

After a month of geriatric medicine,

I think being a BPT or Medical Registrar would actually destroy my soul.

Hospital medicine is designed around the convenience of early 1950's consultant doctors

It's incredibly harmful to patients

Why do we do all these terrible things?

[beth adams roemmelt @bethadams53]

@coffeeandblades My favorite EMS narrative: HBC - DRT (hit by car - dead right there)

[Dr. Milfi @kerionmywayward]

How many of you have ever had a straight man act like a whiny baby or get unnecessarily angry just because you didn’t feel like having sex or rejected their advances?

[Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS]

Here’s the Chest X-Ray of a young man who was rushed to the ER by paramedics

BP: 60/40
HR: 140
RR: 35
SPO2: 88%

What’s the diagnosis?

[Blonde Emergency MD 🇵🇸 @blondemedSJW]

Tips from truama: don’t ride a motorcycle barefoot without a helmet

[Doctor Funky @DrTobiasFunky]

Me: *dropping pen on the floor, bending down to pick it up, pen light falling from pocket, glasses falling from other pocket, crawling on the floor to pick them up*: hi, i’m tobias. I’ll be assisting during your surgery today

Patient: …

[Adam B. Hill, M.D. @Adamhill1212]

Healthcare workers be like:

2020: “How do I avoid Covid?”
2021: “How do I avoid crippling depression?”
2022: “How do I avoid getting shot at work?”

[Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS]

Hi, ER Doc here.

I use this account to teach people about medical emergencies. It’s my birthday today and would love to hit 200K followers to be able to reach more people.

Can I get some follows and RTs to help me get there?