Jones Pfeifer

ISU 2022 | ΒΘΠ

[Jones Pfeifer @Jonespfeifer]

I don’t really hate anyone...except for the girl that wasn’t at my ballet recital and ruined my life. Burn in hell Jessica!

[Jones Pfeifer @Jonespfeifer]

@FBI you see this??

[Ian Crumley @iancrumley]

Online school really hittin like this

[Iowa State Chicks @iowastchicks]

If you want this. Wear this.

[Jones Pfeifer @Jonespfeifer]

much better

[Drew @Drew_Simon_]

Is ur place hiring? Literally anywhere? Please help me.

[Jones Pfeifer @Jonespfeifer]

How old we’re you when you stopped watching disney channel?? You lyin if you say anything before 8th grade

[Beta Theta Pi - ISU @beta_iastate]

We are so excited to present you all with our 2020 rush video! If you are interested in joining Beta Theta Pi at Iowa State University, DM us for more info!

[Jones Pfeifer @Jonespfeifer]

If Hannah Montana and Billy Ray Cyrus had an incestual love child you can’t tell me this wouldn’t be it.

[Miley Cyrus @MileyCyrus]

Be thoughtful. Respectful. Compassionate. HUMAN. while preparing for social distancing.... NO ONE needs every soup in the store, The more we hoard the more expensive and sparse necessities will become, leaving many without essentials. This is a great time to practice restraint...

[Jones Pfeifer @Jonespfeifer]

Two bros, chillin’ in a hot tub, five feet apart ‘cause they’re...

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

SOCIAL DISTANCING!

[Jones Pfeifer @Jonespfeifer]

It’th cowona time

[Drew @Drew_Simon_]

Please realize @IowaStateU claims to be supportive, but if we cannot find a flight out of the country by the end of the week they are STRANDING us, and threatening our STUDENT VISA. They sent us an email telling us to go home Saturday. Still no news about ANY refund.

[Jones Pfeifer @Jonespfeifer]

@PVSpeechDrama I can hardly watch it either haha it’s very very sad! The bow at the end was the perfect finishing touch if I do say so myself😉

[Jones Pfeifer @Jonespfeifer]

I don’t really hate anyone...except for the girl that wasn’t at my ballet recital and ruined my life. Burn in hell Jessica!

[Jones Pfeifer @Jonespfeifer]

@suzgroves Bruh let me in the circle next time c’mon 😂

[Jones Pfeifer @Jonespfeifer]

@alexastein_ No way!!! Hmm I guess I can forgive you but only if you can forgive me for calling you Jessica and telling you to burn in hell😬😂

[Jones Pfeifer @Jonespfeifer]

@jessebowden99 I cry every time

[Jones Pfeifer @Jonespfeifer]

Every professor ever be like