John Knight

Have kangaroo onesie. Will hop

[Brendan May @bmay]

Truss: “Your Majesty… Lovely to see you again.”

King: “Back again. Dear oh dear. Anyway…”

This is one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen. 😂😂

[AJ @FinoAllaFine282]

@Logan_Smith526 He probably had the account private. Tweeted all the possible days she could die in. And the moment the news broke he deleted all the other ones

[Bill Bailey @BillBailey]

Suggestions on who could possibly replace the PM - Four chipper stoats and a can of Red Bull, a reasonably engaged Shetland Pony, a set of Occasional Tables, Sven-Goran Ericksson, 1 x Tortilla Bowl with extra guacamole + 1 Pepsi Max, assorted lengths of coarse twill etc etc

[John Knight @JonnytheRocket]

@RobPartridgeIE It’s the best thing

[John Knight @JonnytheRocket]

Actual live scenes at Tory HQ

[James Chiavarini @JamesChiavarini]

A friend of mine sent me this tonight. Unbelievable herd of fallow. Makes Hampshire look like the bloody Serengeti.

[The Football Hub @TheFootbaIlHub]

Hi @Argos_Online. Do you sell cabinets? Looks like @BorisJohnson needs a new one.

[John Knight @JonnytheRocket]

@Cristiano Such awful news, thoughts with you and your family

[John Knight @JonnytheRocket]

@Zed_Czar Lemon & salt

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Met Police call first witness:

[mick dore @14thefrog]

Guess they found him then 🤣😂

[John Knight @JonnytheRocket]

@CityJohn Yeah got mine this afternoon. Truly, world beating 🤦‍♂️

[John Knight @JonnytheRocket]

@ChefVGDP Nah I think you’re pretty much caught up

[John Knight @JonnytheRocket]

@Nigel_Farage If there was ever any tiny shred of doubt that you are an absolute moron, you have completely dispelled that with this tweet. Congratulations

[John Knight @JonnytheRocket]

@PebbleChay Crazy isn’t it. So many focused on the small picture

[Ron Perlman @perlmutations]

Once we get this corrupt motherfucker out of office, a system needs to be set in place so this kind of bullshit can NEVER happen again.

[Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale]

*shouting at the bathroom scales* STOP THE COUNT!

[David Baddiel @Baddiel]

Not wild about the whole Karen thing but Space Karen as a nickname here is inspired.

[John Knight @JonnytheRocket]

@AngelosantoK @Baddiel Could be worse K, you could have my name. John (American slang for toilet) even better my friends call me ‘Jonny’ I’ll stop there