Jonty

There is no gene for the human spirit.

[Jonty @JontySolomons]

How to get into tennis commentary with @CamPopeSport @WTA and also a bonus on Leeds United from @apopey #lufc #mot #alaw https://t.co/YgI363GGEb

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@annavanpraagh The bloke being interviewed has the patience of a saint.

[Jonty @JontySolomons]

Alexa, show me an utter buffoon.

[Jonty @JontySolomons]

@MCNnews im trying to track down original advert from my bike from 40 years ago. There is bigger story here around Suzuki katana is there someone me I could speak to, to explain?

[Jonty @JontySolomons]

@nuriyahk @nicolelampert

[Jonty @JontySolomons]

@nicolelampert That last few seconds is heartbreaking…..and horrendous.

[Jonty @JontySolomons]

@tonydorigo I hope you invited Dynamo Dorigo!

Congratulations!

[Jonty @JontySolomons]

@nicolelampert Think about it, some had to consult on this, someone had to design this, someone had to code this, someone had to test this….us taxpayers had to pay for that.

[Marcus Walker @WalkerMarcus]

Ironically the opposite is true. Parents who send their children to private schools are subsidising everyone else’s children’s education while also paying for their own.

(Also, not taxing =\= subsidising.)

[Joo @JoosyJew]

The manufactured, hyperbolic campaign by “pro Palestine” activists against Palentir - which will improve the NHS, FCA and MOD - also stands to restrict Met Police and make our streets less safe.

@MayorofLondon is part of the Palestine propaganda machine.

[Jonty @JontySolomons]

@pss53 I’m sure fir a few weeks we can live with it :)

[Jonty @JontySolomons]

The Scots!!!!

[Dane @UltraDane]

About a decade ago, a baker in a small mountainous village in southern Austria noticed his cow doing something unusual. When Veronika had an itch, she would grab a stick in her mouth and use it to scratch her body.

Over the years, the brown bovid’s technique improved!

She could pick up objects as large as a broom or rake and move them around with her prehensile tongue, changing their length and orientation to ensure the best possible scratch.

The behavior isn’t just a clever trick: It’s the first documented case of tool use in cattle, scientists report.

[Victoria Freeman @v_j_freeman]

There he is! The Andy Burnham I remember from his Westminster days. Tetchy, evasive, unable to explain himself fully, irked by female interviewers.

[Jonty @JontySolomons]

Utter fruit loop.

[Heidi Bachram @HeidiBachram]

Brighton pro-Pal claims that Israel was promised to the Welsh. It’s laughably absurd but only the tip of his ignorance. He says the Jews are meant to be a “nomadic race”. These ppl are confidently walking around spewing this hateful nonsense. Grim.

[Jonty @JontySolomons]

@nicolelampert Loved Michael Rosen’s poetry when I was a kid, but that’s about it.

[Jonty @JontySolomons]

@SaarNil72 When it’s gone it’s gone. I believe countrywide really need to protect their businesses far better.