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@CryptoAcid @unusual_whales Mine actually was pretty nice. The girls who worked the balloon counter were really fun 😕

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@RealEmirHan The entire soup fiasco in The Birdcage

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@Malcolm_Ocean You’ve just been thought literally the worst part of it, completely reasonable to feel that way!

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@LowkeyAbu @soychotic So many calls to the Dell tech support hotline 😵‍💫

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@bgreene Why did I come to the comments thinking you were going to tell us the answer? 😂

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@effthingy Parents will take their kids to see literally any children’s movie, and it was a holiday weekend so they especially needed something to do. And older kids who loved the first one would likely be interested in a sequel, so even larger audience potential. Not surprising.

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@sevenflings This is really fun, it's like the Red Wedding all over again for those of us who read the Game of Thrones books before the series came out 😂

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@theashleyray This is what you get every time when you're taking a selfie with someone in public and a friendly stranger comes by and says "want me to take one of you two together??". No thank you ma'am 😂

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@nosiejaron I’ve been hoping millennials would make Pacey’s shitty doctor show a lowkey hit that winds up with like 7 seasons and no buzz.

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@canderaid I’ve been saying for years that he looks like a politician from Gotham City.

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@EastEndJoe I was literally looking at West Palm Beach FL for spring break, didn’t realize Mar-a-lago was there!! Nope nope!

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Settling in for my annual fall viewing of this nearly 20 year old absolute banger from @NHPublicTV

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@simsimmaaz Welcome to having your childhood turned into nostalgia fodder by people who weren't there! It's unsettling!

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@c0kahina It’s been days and I keep thinking of it.

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@AkilahObviously Every time I see Mark Zuckerberg I say “THAT’S what Mark Zuckerberg looks like now??”

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@peachlybeloved Me: can name the episode within three seconds
Also me: can’t remember the names of 80% of my college teachers

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@LizzyLaurie I’ll be recovering from “Becoming Jane” for the rest of my life, I’m not sure I could take one a year! 🥵

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@fakedansavage I'm watching it through one eye with the other covered by a blanket and also reading twitter which is taking a tiny bit of the edge off hope this helps.

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Hey @Pinterest, what's the plan for getting the AI garbage off your platform? I would gladly flag all the ones that I see for removal if you'd give me the options.

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@AminCad @agraybee But obese people likely will be on other drugs their whole life, like statins for cholesterol, meds for hypertension, diabetes, etc. If you can essentially replace all those meds by treating the root cause of those diseases (the obesity) with Ozempic, it’s net fewer meds at least