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never been one to chase what these other people been after

[J @JordanBetro]

PSA: The elite way to eat cupcakes is still ripping the bottom off and making a sandwich. Prevents all the icing from sticking to the roof of your mouth and sweetness of the icing won’t over power the cupcake. But I’m just a baker tho what do I know..

[J @JordanBetro]

If you hate on people that set up for Christmas early get a life bc you clearly don’t have one if you’re worried about my Christmas decorations 😂

[#TheGreatLosAngelesDineOut @TheGATakeout]

America's restaurants are in crisis.

On March 24, we’re asking Americans to support the restaurant industry by joining #TheGreatAmericanTakeout and eating a delivery or pick-up meal.

[J @JordanBetro]

@lexsmithx Lmfaooo Deadass everyone’s stocking up on toilet paper.. I made Ant double our usually pick up because If that runs out I’ll go insane 😂

[J @JordanBetro]

@jenaynotjenny Golds closed today got 2 weeks but I’ve heard all gyms and restaurants in OC will be closed by the end of the week.

[J @JordanBetro]

I think people think I’m dramatic when I tell stories of yokos brattiness. But this needy ass has been sitting next to me crying to be pet for 5min. She must’ve been sick of it bc she kicked my phone out of my hand. Laid back down and started snoring 🙄

[J @JordanBetro]

@jenaynotjenny Thank you !! 🖤

[Kanyes Laptop @mwestphal_13]

All my parents ever told me to do was be myself. And I do. And that’s precisely why yall fucking hate me😭😭😭

[J @JordanBetro]

The curse of Resting Bitch Face...

Currently thinking of how lucky I am to have Ant, my family and the life i have.

But also just caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and my facial expression looks like i just smelled bad cheese

[J @JordanBetro]

My dad just tried to send his first gif in the family group chat but instead of a gif he just sent a 35 second video from YouTube

[J @JordanBetro]

It’s so funny to watch people’s reactions when I tell them I used to be a cheerleader when i was little. Like jaws drop. I’m so the opposite, i just liked to throw bitches in the air and get the best view at football games bc my dad refused to let me play 😂

[J @JordanBetro]

Why can’t gas pumps gas have a spot to put your cash in like a vending machine ????

[J @JordanBetro]

If a beat drops and you don’t look like just smelled bad cheese we can’t be friends 🙅🏻‍♀️

[J @JordanBetro]

I jinxed myself by saying i can’t do dress up 😩😭

[J @JordanBetro]

Always loved babysitting boys bc I can’t do dress up and barbies. But it’s all fun and games until one turns and says he farted and “it smells like rotten chicken noodle soup... don’t worry you’ll smell it soon” 🤮

[Emily Duncan @em_dunc]

It’s 2020 and ppl still can’t grasp the very simple fact that what’s good or healthy for one person isn’t for another, and that what isn’t healthy for one person can be completely neutral or healthy for someone else

(This applies mentally and physically)

[J @JordanBetro]

I use spray on deodorant and just about everyday in the gym I fight the urge to spray some asshole that didn’t put any on before coming in.