Jordan Loman

Sr. AE @ F500| Schizo poster| Jack of all trades

[Jordan Loman @JordanLoman_]

Happy mf friday

My first tech job i made $640 a week...

this is just W2 + Commission for an upsell

Dont forget the two other deposits from contract stacking (about another $1400 for the week)😜

Dosent take brains ive literally brute forced my way here

become a desperado and see or hmu

[Jordan Loman @JordanLoman_]

Physically I’m in 2026 and i use a virtual zoom number for work

Mentally it’s 1987 and I’ve got a car phone for calling prospects and my ❄️ plug

[Jordan Loman @JordanLoman_]

@LindySalesGuy @DialDraper Best place to call

[Jordan Loman @JordanLoman_]

Don’t get me wrong WFH is ideal

But something about telling the wife I’m “stuck in traffic” to grab a beer or 5 on the way home sounds amazing

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@BarbourBurner @litebeerasschug The UK brain could not handle Skyrush

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@xansnds @FidelCacheFlow Consumer culture is a mfer

Most the new cars you see on the road the guys financing for 800+ a month for the next 8 years

[Jordan Loman @JordanLoman_]

Having a job is great

But if your 1 missed paycheck away from crippling debt

You got a lot of work to do

[Jordan Loman @JordanLoman_]

If you are a man with a women and or child counting on you to provide

You should have a constant understanding of exactly how many months you can cover if the paychecks stop

Then you should work on stacking other sources whether it’s a side business, contract stacking. Dosent matter just increase amount & frequency asap

[Jordan Loman @JordanLoman_]

Having a job is great

But if your 1 missed paycheck away from crippling debt

You got a lot of work to do

[Jordan Loman @JordanLoman_]

@FidelCacheFlow 1000%

Layoffs are always looming in this industry. But the stress that you won’t make rent if it comes goes away when you have 2+ other checks rolling in from other sources

[Jordan Loman @JordanLoman_]

@Guardian377 Love the cheap JFK flights

Despise the crowd it attracts

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What’s with minority delivery drivers doing their best CC Sabathia impression when leaving a package at my door

[Jordan Loman @JordanLoman_]

@Guardian377 Hahaha goated reference

But 1000% back when you knew ur mailman by name and gave him a Christmas gift

Not some Sudanese asylum seeker in a Nissan Altima

[Jordan Loman @JordanLoman_]

@Guardian377 I’ve had 3 Amazon packages and 2 USPS packages thrown across my porch lol

[Jordan Loman @JordanLoman_]

@TrumpsLostBalls @POTUS My HOA is being inundated with them

None wear undergarments
They all smell horrendous
None speak English

[Jordan Loman @JordanLoman_]

Don’t forget the god damn speeding cams in Cedar Rapids

[Epic Maps 🗺️ @theepicmap]

Where you're most likely to get a speeding ticket.

[Jordan Loman @JordanLoman_]

@FidelCacheFlow

[Jordan Loman @JordanLoman_]

10. Kiss the homies goodnight
11. If your not having fun on the range why go
12. Do not eat the clam chowder at the Lexus December to remember event
13. The internet is super private and if your leading a secret life your family dosent know about as a recognizable person they will never find out

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@DapperDomo

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Black privilege

Murder a white infront of his twin brother and be outta jail when ur 50

[MaryAnn Martinez @MaryAnnreports]

BREAKING: Karmelo Anthony has been sentenced to 35 years in prison for the stabbing death of Austin Metcalf in 2025 after the same jury found him guilty of murder earlier today.
They rejected the sudden passion claim.

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White boy summer

[Frojax @Frojax_]

White tribalism is coming.

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Indian neighbors tryna have a picnic giving me a dirty look and leave when i go outside to grill my burgers

Go back to India prajeet we ain’t eating ur diarrhea with our hands here