Jordan McCollum

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[Jordan McCollum @JordanMcCollum]

Me, on #amwriting: "Basically, my imaginary friends meet most of my social needs."

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@ErinxBella I always felt like each pregnancy aged my body 3 years. It does get better afterwards (eventually).

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@TheLastFranklin Translation: hope that you forget how awful this is, just like I have!

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@TheLastFranklin You'd better go in the bathroom

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@ErinxBella Ugh, I'm sorry!!

[Gina Denny @ginad129]

Proof that the Oxford comma doesn’t fix a poorly-worded sentence

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@TheLastFranklin When you have your own babies, you can name them whatever you want. But your next sibling is Hot Dog Head, obvs.

[VCFA WCYA @VCFAWCYA]

It's graduation day! Congratulations 🎉 REVISIONARIES!!!!!

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@summywins Hilarious: I asked Ryan the OP's question and found it interesting that I'd seen a tweet with the same answer from someone else... #duh.

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@jaredgarrett Thanks! Took me a little bit more than 2 hours of writing time, but your prediction was pretty close!

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That moment when you realize you've written 44,750 words this month without attempting #CampNaNoWriMo Should I go for it?

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@jaredgarrett 😂

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@TheLastFranklin Also great: what he calls the other candidates. 🙄🙄🙄

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@robisonwells Wasn't it awesome?

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@WendySparrow @AnnetteLyon DH shaved for the first time in 18 months on Wednesday. Totally changes his face proportions. (I do actually prefer him without the beard for my own skin's sake, but it's taking some getting used to!)

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@darcicoleauthor How's it coming?

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@amandarhill32 Thank you!! (Oh, haha, Utah time here. Her bday's the 2nd.)

[Jordan McCollum @JordanMcCollum]

@amandarhill32 Aw! It's my youngest daughter's birthday tomorrow. She'll be 7. She's taking it like a champ. All she wants is a homemade pizza, but I talked to her teacher and during their online storytime at lunch, her class will sing to her 😍

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@SarahAllenBooks Yay! Ordered!

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@tabithamiriam I'm constantly amazed by the dedication of my kids' teachers as they adapt and show up for my kids. My kids are definitely still learning, and they love every time they get to see their teachers, especially live. Thank you!!