"Born on Jan 1st and 9:59 am. This bitch has been a pain in my ass since the day they were born. You could have grown up to be something so much more. You are so dumb, unmotivated, and you need to get the hell out of our basement. But I have to love you no matter what"
I am so grateful for my parents and how I was raised. I've met some people over the past couple months in UT that their moms tried to drown them or choke them as kids just to get rid of them. Thats messed up
Came back to my apartment after being gone for a week and my bathroom floor was soaked. The ceiling vent from the apartment above me was leaking and I have no idea for how long. What a good surprise to come home to
Since I snowboarded Sunday and got sunburnt on the mtn, using the excuse "I'm not drunk, I'm sunburnt." Works so well when my face gets red from drinking
Ya ever just get so pissed off at something you're working on that it ruins your mood and your whole day?
Currently how I feel after working on my motorcycle just for it to have a warped cylinder head and leak coolant still