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Happiness through pain

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

damn this lake *is* superior

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"I'm not trying to be gay or anything, but if you let my wife wax your chest you'd look a lot more ripped" - my coworker

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I have Avril Lavigne on my workout playlist and I have no shame jamming to it in the gym. Always amps me up

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I forgot how much I hate being around assholes that only like to fight when they are drunk. Stupid ass drama

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Small town bars are good until there's only one in your town and if anyone has beer they fight outside it

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"Born on Jan 1st and 9:59 am. This bitch has been a pain in my ass since the day they were born. You could have grown up to be something so much more. You are so dumb, unmotivated, and you need to get the hell out of our basement. But I have to love you no matter what"

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Could you imagine how all those FB or IG posts people make for their kids or friends birthday would go if they made them for kids that were bad?

[Jayden @tower_jayden]

life is rly so good if you just change your mindset and start focusing on the positives

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Wtf get a room. I hate it here

[Arslan @thega1nz]

Girls trying to start a conversation on Bumble

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@2_maye Yeah. Pretty screwed up

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I am so grateful for my parents and how I was raised. I've met some people over the past couple months in UT that their moms tried to drown them or choke them as kids just to get rid of them. Thats messed up

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Came back to my apartment after being gone for a week and my bathroom floor was soaked. The ceiling vent from the apartment above me was leaking and I have no idea for how long. What a good surprise to come home to

[Avery Chatman @AveryChatman]

this is my improved Dating Resume...

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a hot 32 yr old Cuban chick at the bar in Chicago thought I was 37...idk whether to be proud or depressed. But hey, she was still a lot of fun

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Since I snowboarded Sunday and got sunburnt on the mtn, using the excuse "I'm not drunk, I'm sunburnt." Works so well when my face gets red from drinking

[Avery Chatman @AveryChatman]

yes I made a dating resume and yes I have too much free time

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It still feels weird telling people I'm an engineer. It doesn't feel like it

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Ya ever just get so pissed off at something you're working on that it ruins your mood and your whole day?

Currently how I feel after working on my motorcycle just for it to have a warped cylinder head and leak coolant still