Jordan Rotton

JSU 20ish?🐔⚾️—AUB🦅🐅 Co- Host of the @JustTurningLeft podcast, part of the @WarBlogle network

[Jordan Rotton @JordanRotton]

@DaleJr real question here: Natty or keystone

[Jordan Rotton @JordanRotton]

@pitpassnetwork @NASCAR Nasfinity Busch grand national

[Emanuel Quiñones @EQuinones6310]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America!
The greatest country on earth.

[Jordan Rotton @JordanRotton]

@bobpockrass Is this a Penske based hire

[Jordan Rotton @JordanRotton]

@bobpockrass Love to the 21
Gragson if stays in 4, 33 is hill
Gragson leaves, 33 is his, Riggs to 4
Berry to JRM or to the RCR 2?

[Eli Gravitt @EliGravitt]

Can’t wait to start football 5-0 then lose the next 7 and finish 5-7. Why? Because I’m an auburn fan, that’s why.

[Jordan Rotton @JordanRotton]

@bobpockrass @bobpockrass is the truck package still the same they run at Atlanta?

[Jordan Rotton @JordanRotton]

@slcinva12 @StonedHelton @bobpockrass @StrokerAce90 Can get out at 12.5k. 10%

[Jordan Rotton @JordanRotton]

@AustinLee_3 I also can’t dm you

[Jordan Rotton @JordanRotton]

@Kraztec @dbk8998 @Corona3743 @bobpockrass The guy above is right and wrong at the same time. Sponsorship sold already for love for the OG 33, they might run another number like 27/31 or bought those races out entirely. Hill is the guy going forward, don’t think any JRM guy will run the 33, Retzlaff or love are only 2

[Jordan Rotton @JordanRotton]

@EricEstepp17 @CarsonHocevar

[Jordan Rotton @JordanRotton]

@EricEstepp17 Facts

[Ethan 🖤❤️ / 🎂 in 5 days! @vineypuddles28]

It really does feel like 2001 all over again

[Jordan Rotton @JordanRotton]

@spann The weather seems it has improved

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

President Donald J. Trump on the tragic passing of NASCAR Driver Kyle Busch:

[Jordan Rotton @JordanRotton]

@Chris_Buescher Hey @Chris_Buescher if you win this weekend I owe you a beer. I’ve been owing you this beer since midway through “ast year when I told you the first time 😂😂😂

[Jordan Rotton @JordanRotton]

Says**

[Jordan Rotton @JordanRotton]

3 years ago sat the net @daletanhardt @NoahGragson
Ready for dega this weekend🤝