Jordon Ferber

Jordon Ferber is a funny person. He doesn't say funny things on here often enough, but when he does its very special. You're welcome Twitter-verse.

[Jordon Ferber @JordonFerber]

@MTA if there’s any @ that is ripe for ridicule, it’s MTA. WHAT A FUCKING JOKE. You should be giving raises to all the folks who actually service your stations, and fire all your online corporate drones. They are useless and an hour at least behind on every single local issue.

[Jordon Ferber @JordonFerber]

@NYCTSubway is the 2 train running downtown to Brooklyn from Times Square? The app doesn’t give any downtime arrival times.

[Jordon Ferber @JordonFerber]

@NYCTSubway what a useless service this is.

[Jordon Ferber @JordonFerber]

@NYCTSubway what is up w Brooklyn bound 2 trains? I’m at Times Square and it says delay…. What does that mean?!

[Jordon Ferber @JordonFerber]

@NYCTSubway I’m trying to get to sterling street 2 stop in Brooklyn. Is it even possible?

[Jordon Ferber @JordonFerber]

@NYCTSubway Is this English? WHAT THE FUCK MTA

[Treva Webeck @twebeck]

Wednesday night comedians. @JordonFerber @JudahWorldChamp @miacomedy @richisfunny #comedy #nyc

[Focus Entertainment @Focus_entmt]

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[Jordon Ferber @JordonFerber]

@NYCTSubway Chat GPT has really bottomed out.

[Jordon Ferber @JordonFerber]

@queensbee4 @NYCTSubway They don’t know how to tell time. “Express” is a track, not a concept to them

[Jordon Ferber @JordonFerber]

@TimmyShea @NYCTSubway It’s because they are incompetent.

[Jordon Ferber @JordonFerber]

@NYCTSubway so… you are incompetent. 2 trains skip stops but they don’t announce it on the actual train until having left the station. Un fucking believable.

[Living Room Show @LivingRoomShow]

Tonight! @carriegravenson and @funnyaaron stream standup comedy straight to your living room at 8pm ET/5pm PT! Reservations: https://t.co/mbCVl5KF1N comedy from @curlycomedy @JordonFerber and Chloe Matonis and on Twitch on @ComedyHubLive with @kocomedy

[Sarah @soccerhotties]

“…we don’t do grief, grief does us.”-@robdelaney

[Where's The Grief? @WheresTheGrief]

Aww yeah! My annual FUN!draiser is coming soon, and we have an incredible Raffle/Silent Auction as always! Here's just a little taste of what you can win! I know that all I need to feel like a winner is seeing YOU on Wednesday!
https://t.co/LNh029ge0M

[Jordon Ferber @JordonFerber]

Only a week to go until our 17th Annual Comedy FUN!draiser!
This years lineup features @AndyPitz @LeighannLord and @myqkaplan ! We are sponsored once again by @grandaisybakery and @jeremysalehouse . Proceeds support programs at @vcsnyc @ccapinc and @theculinaryinstituteofamerica

[Where's The Grief? @WheresTheGrief]

I got to talk w my friend @TomKellyShow this week! What a good time talking about sadness!

[Cary S. Hedges @caryhedges]

Tom Kelly Show episode 170: Jordon Ferber @TomKellyShow @jordonferber
https://t.co/AgMDRGqwxb

[Jordon Ferber @JordonFerber]

If only the @NYCTSubway actually cared about people, what An amazing resource this could be.

[Jordon Ferber @JordonFerber]

@NYCTSubway what’s happening w the 2 train? I’m at 14th street, heading to Brooklyn… there was a 2 train on the board that disappeared