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@davidpattersonx Tesla would save lives if they stopped giving FSD strikeouts.

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@spectatorindex @Kalshi Let me guess, on the empty promise to actually cut spending this time?

GOP has failed us.

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@paulg Y’all will just fund a competitor the next batch.

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@disagreebutter @austinmcraig … he’s a representative from a red state. Majority of his own state had his back. True rino if he’s acting like DJT support was some brave noble thing.

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@IsForAt @minty_hawk You could leave an anonymous tip to a teacher. Nobody is stopping you.

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@AGHamilton29 USAID probably funds a few armies as well.

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@Polymarket Not new news

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@thegarybrecka What do you know about NAD+ supplement when you have Chek2 Delete and BRCA?

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@hoomansv GLPs + ticker change

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@BrianRoemmele I thought we got rid of USAID?

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@AndrewYang Let’s win the AI race before we share the spoils.

Gotta beat China before dishing out cash that we don’t have

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@idk_poor Looks like the next Nike “athlete”.

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@vigneshwer_ram @DOGE Saved some money, but then GOP passed a much larger spending bill.

Basically, GOP didn’t back it and it dissolved.

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@SenWarren Thanks. Now fix the budget.

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@bryan_johnson Welcome to the GLP club.

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@rkim3150 It’s a threat to Israel, but not us.

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@SELFIMMOLATI0N Sneak preview:

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@Austen $25k per kid per year? Ouch.

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@SoniaBaschez No shocker she ended up there.

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@RandPaul Is that code word for “it’s 97% gone”?