Jortz

wearin' jean shorts since the womb |University of Iowa|

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I don’t understand why some people hit their significant other when they get drunk. All I want to do when I’m drunk is sing karaoke and eat waffle fries

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@JeffB79116057 @SleeperMLB @spotrac It 100% helps the fans. You cherry picked the 3 of the best run orgs lol

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@SleeperMLB @stbadgers @spotrac Please stop being off topic when discussing the cap and floor.

You could educate yourself of better yet bring baseball to the best fantasy app :)

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@PotatoHeadPotus @_Henn_Dawg1 @jaredsmithbets We don’t claim you as part of the cubs fanbase.

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@Buster_ESPN @dcone36 @PerezEd @Jomboy_ @SlangsOnSports You’re bad at reporting baseball. The good news is that is not your job. ESPN doesn’t care about baseball. It cares about entertaining people. Unfortunately, you think the best way to get peoples attention is to be a toxic cry baby. Grow up Buster 🤣

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@PCA4FC @JakeArrietaCy49 This is sarcasm right? You forgot the /s

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@ChrisOr47019261 @fd_guru @Dexerto So you’re not allowed to use it for yourself or someone else. Got it lol

Also, it is cash I use. What do you mean I can’t use it? lol what is this conversation

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@ChrisOr47019261 @fd_guru @Dexerto No, if I want a $500 tv I pay with a credit card and I get $5. That’s on my basic credit card. Free $5 for me. If it’s in Q4 it’s $25 I get for free.

Why would you turn down free money by using cash?

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@AnonymousFaith_ @MLB This isn’t a serious poll. It’s just a poll of the most popular franchises/biggest cities

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@_KidFromNY @MLB Yeah and that “babe ruth” guy is overrated. No one needs to use his name. Get rid of him from the history books. Same with basketball and “Michael Jordan” and “LeBron”. These guys all have never been worthy of mvps. “Ohtani” should just never be mentioned again

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@HopalongAsks @midwestern_ope Imagine having such a boring life you try to troll people and you’re not even good at it lol

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@MountainGirl209 @FionnMoules @Dgingsz Nice troll account lol

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Meet the new boss
Same as the old boss 🎵

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@TayAllDay1026 @d_vergith @DynastyDorks It’s not a secret if everyone can see it. Y’all didn’t read my response

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@d_vergith @TayAllDay1026 @DynastyDorks It’s not a secret if everyone can see it. Y’all didn’t read my response

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@averagejobet @Atab1341 @DynastyDorks Soft? No that’s just a dirty commish. If a commish did that in my league I’d quit and no longer be friends with them. Can’t make up rules after it happens. That’s not being soft that’s a cheating commissioner

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@Sanaynay9 @DynastyDorks Without a doubt you don’t know what that word means. How is this a secret at all? Everyone in the league sees two teams scored zero. How do you even hide that lol

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@d_vergith @DynastyDorks I don’t see how this is a secret so idk how anyone in the world calls this collusion.

If you didn’t have a rule not allowing people to bench players that’s on the commish. You can’t make up rules after it happens. Not cheating if there’s no rule about it

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@RJL_20 @DynastyDorks Wow, so childish. You are commish you didn’t make that a rule. This is on you. It’s fair play and not “bush league” but I understand banning it. However, you didn’t do it! Of course you’re a packer fan 😂

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@eatsmokes @dickkoriandr @katiopolis Using the internet. YIKES. what are you on Twitter for? YIKES

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@PercocetSir @slimkardashian @katiopolis That’s really not nice to say someone’s work is generic slop and give this person zero credit.