Jory

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[Travis @twitmercan]

Trump’s neck p*ssy is crazy tonight 🥴

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

drake linking with his ghostwriters like

[LeBron James @KingJames]

🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️!!! AT ITS HIGHEST ORDER!! 🫡 @jonstewart

[Jory @JoryKursh]

This lupe fiasco album different

[Jory @JoryKursh]

@beckett__mc You got thoughts dont you?

[Jory @JoryKursh]

There’s no such thing as silence

[Jory @JoryKursh]

News is starting to sound like a movie

[Jory @JoryKursh]

You odious onion, I pray you poop rocks

[Jeff Bezos @JeffBezos]

Ouch. Inflation is far too important a problem for the White House to keep making statements like this. It’s either straight ahead misdirection or a deep misunderstanding of basic market dynamics.

[Jory @JoryKursh]

@MagicJohnson Ship up magic Johnson. Shit.

[Jory @JoryKursh]

Wah wah wah, bitch I’m da baby

[Jory @JoryKursh]

i’m going to make a milk cult

[Jory @JoryKursh]

love isn’t blind. it’s just really fucking stupid

[Jory @JoryKursh]

it never stops

[Jory @JoryKursh]

Everything is everyone’s fault. Nothing is anyones fault.

[Jory @JoryKursh]

you smell

[Jory @JoryKursh]

My ankles feel like goopy yoplait

[Jory @JoryKursh]

People who don’t finish their sentences are the

[Blake Anderson @UncleBlazer]

Hey! I’m live from the red carpet for the 2023 Oscars and I’m here with Chris Rock! Chris, who are you wearing?!?

Chris:

[Jory @JoryKursh]

I’m gonna twiddle your ಕಿರಪೈಕಯ ಿಲ