Wainaina

Graduate Civil Engineer | Freelancer | AI Enthusiast | Personal Growth & Development | Cyclist | Chelsea FC |

[Andrew Kibe @kibeandy]

You wanted me to marry you ama?

[Dr. Miguna Miguna @MigunaMiguna]

How can an African president visit Norway to seek “an operator of a shipping port” and claim that such primitivity “benefits Kenya?” Does the so-called fishing port even exist? This is embarrassing!

[Wainaina @Josemukami]

Ûrîmaga kî mûrîmi njórua?

[Karis @YaneKariuki]

Bio successfully updated mamaeeee

[Eric @amerix]

Bibi yako akianza kupata pesa kukushinda, kwanza mshahara yenye ako sure kila mwezi itaingia, ataanza kukuona kama takataka mbele yake.

So, jipange mapema.

Jipange.

Be guided.

[Wainaina @Josemukami]

@AJMK77 @kenyasgossips 😂😂😂😂

[Wainaina @Josemukami]

@AJMK77 @kenyasgossips Naje karangu wa muraya?

[Wainaina @Josemukami]

@skillibeeng @_fels1 Two recommendations so far. I'll check it out ☺️

[Wainaina @Josemukami]

@_fels1 Okay. Will check it out soon 🙂

[Wainaina @Josemukami]

@Primeandeka @vilita_lucy Been Ruiru since 2022. Hiyo bypass ndiyo stage yangu Na juzi ndiyo nimepitia highway nikaona Kuna official bus stop hapo juu😂😂😂

[Darwin Wangechi @D__wy]

Legend in my books. Nanyuki 🔥

[Wainaina @Josemukami]

Sounds like the wasted water is a joke to you

[Bihar_se_hai @Bihar_se_hai]

@ayyasetyaa @satishsanthanam Wasted juice

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

When a case takes too long at the King's palace, just know that the rich man is guilty.

[Wainaina @Josemukami]

I don't think there's someone obsessed with samosas like me. Some days I'll wake up, go look for them oj ama ruiru for my breakfast.

[Sir-Rap-A-Lot @Osama_otero]

Java huwa hawa bahatishi na samosa

[Wainaina @Josemukami]

@Kenyans ??

[Saīñt @BBevvone]

Algorithm ikikufikisha hapa just retweet.. #RutoMustGo

[Juma G 🇰🇪 @jumaf3]

A police officer told me that once your car is stolen from Nairobi (CBD), pray that it does not take the Thika Road route... In 15 or 30 minutes, it will either be in Thika or Kiambu, and within the next 30 or 1 hour, either dismantled or number plate changed.

He said you will always have just one hour of hoping your car is found if it takes the route. Those posh houses in these locations are run by these thieves, not just a shanty garage.

He said proboxes are rarely dismantled but number plates changed and sold to Somalis in Mandera to transport goods and miraa across the border.

[Wainaina @Josemukami]

@VictorWins_ 🤣😂😂

[𝗩𝗶𝗰𝘁𝗼𝗿 𝗪𝗶𝗻𝘀 @VictorWins_]

Wewe soprano!

[Wainaina @Josemukami]

@HonOscarSudi Nonsense!!! Enda Facebook 😒😒