Average Joe

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[Average Joe @JosephHoelscher]

@kristinannlenox You obviously NEED it

[Average Joe @JosephHoelscher]

@kristinannlenox Def meant useful 😂😂 bare with me. It was early 🥴

[Average Joe @JosephHoelscher]

@kristinannlenox Might of been a useless thing to learn our senior year versus some the other classes we took. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Average Joe @JosephHoelscher]

@Llar_16

[Annie Agar @AnnieAgar]

Dak: “wait, you’re still going to get me a better O-line though right?”

The Cowboys front office:

[IMPALED BY REBAR @HalfwayHollow]

this was ahead of the times

[IMPALED BY REBAR @HalfwayHollow]

ohio city names that infuriate me:
versailles
new bremen
bellefontaine
eldorado
russia (????take a wild fucking guess at how they pronounce this one)

[LanceMcAlister @LanceMcAlister]

"19% of #Reds fans reported drinking more when the team is playing poorly which ranked 13th among MLB fanbases."

Well.....duh 🤣

[. @BasediBrett]

A “song” called WAP (Wet Ass Pussy) is the song of the year. But don’t you dare sing “Baby It’s Cold Outside” or read Dr. Seuss to your kids or you’ll get cancelled.

[Average Joe @JosephHoelscher]

“Black out or die” - Thomas Edison probably

[Average Joe @JosephHoelscher]

@_smart_person

[eli yudin @eliyudin]

shunned from the weed circle at a party after asking for a "quick honk on that bobo"

[Average Joe @JosephHoelscher]

“Bud light is like sex in a canoe...... too close to water” @budlight

[Average Joe @JosephHoelscher]

@corymont871 need a reason to get fired up? Absolutely ridiculous

[Daily Caller @DailyCaller]

Sen. Rand Paul to Dr. Rachel Levine:

"You're willing to let a minor take things to prevent their puberty, and you think they get back?... You have permanently changed them... There’s no long term studies. We don’t know what happens to them.”

[Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 @RobSchneider]

Not every guy is a creep...

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

My response @AdamSandler

[Average Joe @JosephHoelscher]

Try going to Atlantic City for a minute. Big WOOF

[Average Joe @JosephHoelscher]

Is throwing food out the window considered littering?

[Trevor Bauer (トレバー・バウアー) @BauerOutage]

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

[Average Joe @JosephHoelscher]

@cory_homan