Joseph Kelly

[Joseph Kelly @JosephKellyFFFF]

@0xpwnie @discord It took 11 strikes or so for them to ban my last account, 4 of which were practically accusing me of being a terrorist. What were your 3 for?

[Joseph Kelly @JosephKellyFFFF]

@0xpwnie Maybe he couldn't find a cross symbol

[Joseph Kelly @JosephKellyFFFF]

@vxunderground I can't wait til I go blind in 2063 because my IoT eyes get hacked

[Joseph Kelly @JosephKellyFFFF]

@viktoroddy If you ask chatgpt to make a picture of you super ugly, then send that uglified image and ask "do I look good" it will tell you that you are handsome

[Joseph Kelly @JosephKellyFFFF]

@snakeiter1

[Joseph Kelly @JosephKellyFFFF]

@peeblyweeb How else would we know that "port": 8080 is the port number

[Joseph Kelly @JosephKellyFFFF]

@PandaRE__ They'll sometimes actually send you small amounts of crypto to try and get you to trust them

[Joseph Kelly @JosephKellyFFFF]

@Medium It takes 15 seconds to add dark mode

[Joseph Kelly @JosephKellyFFFF]

@RFJ_USA When did network Chuck go bald and join Iran

[Joseph Kelly @JosephKellyFFFF]

@JustWantToQ1 Do you want to install the recommended 'C# Dev kit' extension from Microsoft for the C# language?

[Joseph Kelly @JosephKellyFFFF]

@ThornVaux @vxunderground I actually coded my own compiler from scratch and crafted my cpu all the way from raw iron ore and raw quartz.

[Joseph Kelly @JosephKellyFFFF]

@Surendar__05 JSON is so more attractive

[Joseph Kelly @JosephKellyFFFF]

@ThornVaux @vxunderground You've never seen my code

[Joseph Kelly @JosephKellyFFFF]

@BikiniBodhi Not even to mention the fact that out of the 49% losses probably 20% are against cheaters and I'm yet to receive a positive rollback

[Joseph Kelly @JosephKellyFFFF]

@BikiniBodhi My alt with 47 games played, 51% win rate has recieved -270 elo rollback, I have only gained 400 elo on the account in total from ALL my wins, most of which were in 3-5 stacks with people I know aren't cheating and aren't banned so theres no way these rollbacks are accurate

[Joseph Kelly @JosephKellyFFFF]

@FatManTerra Until the fines cost more than these ads are generating google, nothing will change

[Dark Web Informer @DarkWebInformer]

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[International Cyber Digest @IntCyberDigest]

❗️ The slopocalypse is real. MITRE published a critical SQLite vulnerability with a CVSS of 10.0 that does not exist. Turns out it was hallucinated by an LLM. SQLite's Richard Hipp says dozens more fake CVEs were filed.

CVE-2026-51302 was assigned on 27 July. CISA's enrichment programme then scored it critical and flagged a public proof-of-concept. The Dutch National Cyber Security Center republished it as an advisory, and has now withdrawn it, saying the "vulnerability" was most likely hallucinated by an LLM.

[Joseph Kelly @JosephKellyFFFF]

@linuxuser1996 add this to the image

[Joseph Kelly @JosephKellyFFFF]

@linuxuser1996 The day Linux supports every anti cheat in existence is the day I'll lead Windows forever