Old Man Detroit River

Aging disgracefully | @kdoesnottweeter's partner | Coraline's dad | @ngsdetroit Gray Skull | Same handle on 🦋

[Old Man Detroit River @JosephSlowvak]

@Bubbles_NGS My super power is making it feel like time is standing still while I tell you a really boring story about my kid that only I think is cute.

[Old Man Detroit River @JosephSlowvak]

So Wednesday, get up to Grand Blank and sing like it’s 2015. Sing like it matters. Sing louder than ever. Lift the boys. Convert the unconvinced. Make it impossible to ignore. Rouge et or, forevermore #DCTID

[Old Man Detroit River @JosephSlowvak]

Believe it or not, there was a time when @DetroitCityFC was the #OpenCup underdog against the @FlintCityBucks When we started, we lived in their shadow. They had the history, the results, the reputation for slaying giants.

[Old Man Detroit River @JosephSlowvak]

So this might look like just another pro‑vs‑amateur Open Cup match. Maybe the pros roll, but I still feel a little knot in my stomach, a need to prove it again. Because there are still people who don’t get it. There are still people who don’t see how special Detroit City FC is.

[Old Man Detroit River @JosephSlowvak]

@johnmoz I can't believe you felt safe driving around without any throwing stars!

[Old Man Detroit River @JosephSlowvak]

@NGSFamFriendly @Shuttlecock Totally agree. I am a big Star Wars fan and I hated this movie from the jump. I saw it opening night, and I haven't watched it since. This is, and was at the time, pretty much the universal consensus thinking my Star Wars nerd friends.

[Old Man Detroit River @JosephSlowvak]

Calling all @DetroitCityFC supporters! We've got 19 days until kickoff and 1,200 square feet of tifo to paint! We need your help to make the last year at Keyworth an amazing one! #DCTID

Get more information at https://t.co/9MdQKxYE5f

[Old Man Detroit River @JosephSlowvak]

@Romulan47

[Old Man Detroit River @JosephSlowvak]

I don't care what the Detroit City haters say about us basically just rolling out the same roster as last year and hoping for different results.

I think it is genius. These guys will be the most well-rested squad in USL since they haven't played a full game since last June.