Jose Dot Mali Ya Mungu

God is love.
Arsenal fan.
Real life situation analyst &political Blogger.
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[Jose Dot Mali Ya Mungu @JosephWataka]

Pep Guardiola na Wenger waliwachwa na bibi zao ju they spent so much time on football matters. @MikeMondo1 @Classic105Kenya #MikeAndKingangi

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

Ejaculating more frequently may improve sperm quality, new study shows

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[Jose Dot Mali Ya Mungu @JosephWataka]

I will demand a refund if she dumps me. @ItsMainaKageni #MainaAndKingangi

[Jose Dot Mali Ya Mungu @JosephWataka]

Those kind of women are extortionists!Why do u take money from me knowing very well you'll dump me? @ItsMainaKageni @Classic105Kenya #MainaAndKingangi

[Eric @amerix]

Most people are comfortable with corruption, theft, dishonesty, and injustice as long as it benefits them.

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

Remember:

Manliness is second to Godliness

Cleanliness is second to Godliness.

Therefore, MANLINESS and CLEANLINESS are inseparable.

Be a clean man:

• A clean body

• A clean heart

• A clean mind

#MasculinitySaturday

[Jose Dot Mali Ya Mungu @JosephWataka]

Huyo mwanaume amekaliwa.I'm sure hata anaingia home 6pm kama kuku. @ItsMainaKageni #MainaAndKingangi

[Jose Dot Mali Ya Mungu @JosephWataka]

They should leave our phones.Some ladies call us "darling" on our DMs yet they are not our girlfriends and the wife thinks we are lovers.A small message like that ruins our marriage. @ItsMainaKageni @Classic105Kenya #MainaAndKingangi

[Jose Dot Mali Ya Mungu @JosephWataka]

@betikaKe NimeDM mnajifanya hamwoni.Niwekee hio 99 mmechukua kwa account yangu

[Jose Dot Mali Ya Mungu @JosephWataka]

Na mbona aongelee nje akusema network ya nyumba haishiki?Hapo Kuna maswali. @ItsMainaKageni #MainaAndKingangi

[Jose Dot Mali Ya Mungu @JosephWataka]

Women na na mapastor huwezi watoa hapo. Hata si unaona ladies ni wengi kwa kanisa kuliko men na pesa inaflow.Naona nikifungua church very soon. @ItsMainaKageni #MainaAndKingangi

[Jose Dot Mali Ya Mungu @JosephWataka]

There is a woman who buys bread and milk for pastor every Sunday coz she was told bread is life and without it neno la Mungu halitoki. @ItsMainaKageni @Classic105Kenya #MainaAndKingangi

[Jose Dot Mali Ya Mungu @JosephWataka]

Wacha gym instructor!Mimi siwezi kubali mtu wa bodaboda aendeshe bibi yangu.Hao watu wakieka gear number 2,pikipiki inavibrate mpaka anakuwa on heat. @ItsMainaKageni #MainaAndKingangi

[Jose Dot Mali Ya Mungu @JosephWataka]

@_KithureKindiki Kwa hivo DO alikuwa one term,MP one term na Deputy one term ?

[Kithure Kindiki @_KithureKindiki]

You were sacked as a District Officer (DO) for stealing food meant for drought relief, you have no moral authority to give lectures on drought mitigation.

[Jose Dot Mali Ya Mungu @JosephWataka]

@StreamsMo @betikaKe Wakenya tuoccupy Betika offices tukirudishiwa tuboycott hio site Yao.Washenzi sana!

[Jose Dot Mali Ya Mungu @JosephWataka]

@StreamsMo @betikaKe Na imagine wafanyie hivo kwa 2 million Kenyans wapoteze 200 Kila mmoja hio ni pesa mingi sana

[Jose Dot Mali Ya Mungu @JosephWataka]

@betikaKe Reimburse my 470+94 deposit!I DM'd you didn't reply.I'm angry with you people.I my number and code

[Jose Dot Mali Ya Mungu @JosephWataka]

@betikaKe I Dm'd but you don't respond