Joey Chicago

Father. Comic. One Half of You, Me and Mr Beef podcast available wherever you pod.

[Joey Chicago @Joseph_Chicago]

Happy Ashtray Wednesday to all the walking ashtrays who celebrate!

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Hey @JBPritzker what’s going on in #Carrollcounty specifically with the Sherrif’s Dept cover up in a vehicular manslaughter of #JacksonKradle? #JusticeforJackson

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He muffed Byard the whole way! #bears

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Hey #RockfordIllinois folks! Got an insanely talented group of killers coming with me from Chicago to do a 420-friendly #standupcomedy show! Tix are available for purchase on @eventbrite please share to help spread the word! Can’t wait to come giggle and get the munchies! ❤️

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@B__Daily “Fit a lot of bodies in that trunk!” -70’s Mafia

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For now, I’ll take real hydraulic brake feedback in my boot, real mercury in temp gauges, real wood steering wheel, real accelerator pedal connected by cable to a butterfly on the carb, tension created by real springs and real risk of dying properly like a man, without a seatbelt and airbag with a smile on my face and real, usable (until that blessed moment) limbs.

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@VivekRammaswamy @OzraeliAvi @RebelNewsOnline @Cobratate There is! It’s called “Christianity” John 15:18

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“Peter Rabbit is a metaphor for Hamas. Netanyahu is the blood thirsty neighbor and the white western woman who has no idea wtf is going on plays herself?” Well Easter conversation took a turn.

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@OliLondonTV Fascists! Baby’s have the right to drink too!!! Pro-choice!

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@ambermruffin Firefly lane, but I’m ashamed!!!

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Beethoven 27 is just an Old Yeller reboot. #moviepitches

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I took computer class 30 year ago. Are we still supposed to count to 20 between power off and power on?

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This show should’ve had 10 seasons and Almost Heroes is slept on. RIP Matthew Perry. Thanks for the laughs!

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If WW2 was the death of Monarchies, WW3 will be the death of Monoliths. I pray it does not come to that.

[Joey Chicago @Joseph_Chicago]

@Fhq_3 @jsolom100 @caitoz We are also occupiers. Where do we go now?

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@Fhq_3 @jsolom100 @caitoz We did it! We are the “Israel” in your scenario. See native Americans

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@coyote__vision Same.

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@magistercaecus @FLOMBARDIMUSIC Do it! She’s old as fuck

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@anthonyzenkus @cygnus2112yyz @FLOMBARDIMUSIC Couldn’t they leave through Egypt? Why aren’t they allowed to leave?

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@cygnus2112yyz @anthonyzenkus @FLOMBARDIMUSIC Would you consider Palestine an ethnostate?