Joseph Patenaude

My tweets are not to be taken seriously if I was smart enough I’d say it’s satire / Cybersecurity Engineer at Networkmaine / Assistant coach of @UMCST

[Joseph Patenaude @Josephthejoe]

We should make politicians wear body cameras.

[tasteslikesarcasm @tasteslikesarc]

Netflix: You want to watch a 10-hour movie?

Me: What? No. Absolutely not. Are you insane?

Netflix: What if we break it up into hour-long episodes and you watch them all in one sitting?

Me: You son of a bitch, I’m in.

[Joseph Patenaude @Josephthejoe]

well arent I a cool kid

[Joseph Patenaude @Josephthejoe]

@hover so tell me, what do I need to do to get you beautiful people to configure your nameservers to be dual stack?

[daniel:// stenberg:// @bagder]

Thank you @RedHat!

[Joseph Patenaude @Josephthejoe]

Fiber is important for a healthy diet!

[Sheel Mohnot @pitdesi]

another view

[Joseph Patenaude @Josephthejoe]

CYBERPUNK IS NOW

[Sheel Mohnot @pitdesi]

Drones raining from the sky in Zhengzhou 😬

Word on the street is that a rival drone company that lost the bid interfered to overwhelm the drones nav system!

[Filippo Valsorda @filippo.abyssdomain.expert @FiloSottile]

No one is paying the log4j2 maintainers!?

There is a whole page on the responsibilities of a @TheASF "Project Management Committee"... AND NO ONE IS PAYING THEM? https://t.co/JXimIQLxw5

Open Source needs to grow the hell up. Yesterday.

https://t.co/tQpITt8vn3

[Volkan Yazıcı @yazicivo]

Log4j maintainers have been working sleeplessly on mitigation measures; fixes, docs, CVE, replies to inquiries, etc. Yet nothing is stopping people to bash us, for work we aren't paid for, for a feature we all dislike yet needed to keep due to backward compatibility concerns.

[Joseph Patenaude @Josephthejoe]

cyberpunk is now

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. o O ( " ARBOREAL BOMBARDMENT " )

[Stephanie 70k Van Dyk @sevandyk]

Is Bluetooth secure? No.

But is it a reliable and seamless way to connect nearby devices? Also no.

[Joseph Patenaude @Josephthejoe]

I ate 6 egg rolls today

[Joseph Patenaude @Josephthejoe]

@AFilletOfFish thats not horrible I guess. There is an argument to be made that people need to go dual stack first and this may help enable that. Still the bottom of the bucket though

[Joseph Patenaude @Josephthejoe]

IF ONLY. THERE WAS SOME SOLUTION. TO THE ADDRESS EXHAUSTION PROBLEM?

[Ollie Whitehouse @ollieatnowhere]

The security implications if 127.1.0.0 - 127.255.255.255 becomes Internet routable is hard to quantify. It feels wise to err on the side of caution and not..

.. if it does you have to think bug bounty players, APT and everyone else going to be like🤑

https://t.co/pyzgkqT1xH

[Joseph Patenaude @Josephthejoe]

@hecksadecimal That’s absolutely not the case there are so many levels of government you can make change at. It’s just your lack of will to participate. I think the only way I can end this is with what if? What if apple does do whatever it is you’re scared of? What are you going to do about it?

[Joseph Patenaude @Josephthejoe]

This whole Apple scanning your photos thing has really taken off and it’s such a good example of people FREAKING out without much information on what is going on. So I decided to dig in. This might be a long thread

[Joseph Patenaude @Josephthejoe]

@hecksadecimal The government could also just tell apple “yo you can’t scan on people’s personal devices they own that shit”

[Joseph Patenaude @Josephthejoe]

@hecksadecimal Didn’t you say this whole thing was forced on apple by the government?