Ku Klux KantGetAJob (NEET 4lyfe)

Actual Parody of Joshua Calhoun.

psychopathic 50 yr old cabin fever crashout

Unemployed White Trash Parasocial Freak(s)

Fat + Incel + Insecure + Tard Racist

[Ku Klux KantGetAJob (NEET 4lyfe) @JoshCalhoun1992]

looks like things have been very rough for the terminally unemployed and online. deeply mentally ill 30+ year old failures that cant seem to figure out that they writhe in very obvious misery because they'd rather wear wigs and get drunk at 9am wondering why they cant get a job

[Ku Klux KantGetAJob (NEET 4lyfe) @JoshCalhoun1992]

@23klance @aliceSTK_ your fat ass cant even pick up a dumpbell or get a job, ai girl omar. lmfao.

[Ku Klux KantGetAJob (NEET 4lyfe) @JoshCalhoun1992]

love watching suicidal basement dwelling alcoholic NEETS LARP as if they know me for fringe internet cesspool clout. so cringe. reeks of, weed, whisky, twitch and unemployment.

[Ku Klux KantGetAJob (NEET 4lyfe) @JoshCalhoun1992]

@23klance you're a fat ogre pretending to be an ai girl going on over half a decade of stagnation and unemployment. literally the only people on the internet projecting themselves onto me are dimwitted basement dwelling ogres such as yourself )^:

[Ku Klux KantGetAJob (NEET 4lyfe) @JoshCalhoun1992]

alarming amount of millenials have wound up as low-functioning societal non-contributors who willingly choose to live their lives as functionally non-existent internet vegetables that cope by mentally enslaving themselves to parasocial attachments in lieu of going outside. sad.

[Ku Klux KantGetAJob (NEET 4lyfe) @JoshCalhoun1992]

looks like things have been very rough for the terminally unemployed and online. deeply mentally ill 30+ year old failures that cant seem to figure out that they writhe in very obvious misery because they'd rather wear wigs and get drunk at 9am wondering why they cant get a job

[Ku Klux KantGetAJob (NEET 4lyfe) @JoshCalhoun1992]

@23klance Palestinian kids are being bombed on the daily while your fat ass sits in your room unemployed dirty as fuck at age 30 living vicariously through parasocial attachments to black men.

legitimately retarded societal non-contributing 60 iq basement dweller. enjoy your shit life.

[Ku Klux KantGetAJob (NEET 4lyfe) @JoshCalhoun1992]

@23klance literal retard lmao holy shit

enjoy rotting in your basement for the rest of your dog shit life

[Ku Klux KantGetAJob (NEET 4lyfe) @JoshCalhoun1992]

when the schizoposting is literal instead of ironic.

[Ku Klux KantGetAJob (NEET 4lyfe) @JoshCalhoun1992]

bro is just permanently awake at 5 am for a yr ready to project itself onto me instead of getting a job - it's been a year.

these people are so funny - they've all been in jail for quite a while & don't even realize it.
actually touch grass.

[Ku Klux KantGetAJob (NEET 4lyfe) @JoshCalhoun1992]

bro literally wishes he was me.

gangstalking arab now calling itself annie magia playing 24/7 patty cake with me in it's head while projecting quite literally every single one of it's own insecurities on me.

the literal peak of your life is fanclubbing about me on X. You're 30.

[Ku Klux KantGetAJob (NEET 4lyfe) @JoshCalhoun1992]

bro literally wishes he was me.

gangstalking arab now calling itself annie magia playing 24/7 patty cake with me in it's head while projecting quite literally every single one of it's own insecurities on me.

the literal peak of your life is fanclubbing about me on X. You're 30.

[Ku Klux KantGetAJob (NEET 4lyfe) @JoshCalhoun1992]

Must suck knowing that you tried and failed to make money online. Oh well, not for everyone.

[Ku Klux KantGetAJob (NEET 4lyfe) @JoshCalhoun1992]

Must suck knowing that you tried and failed to make money online. Oh well, not for everyone.

[Cryonel Schizolance @schizolance]

@JoshCalhoun1992 @the_jezzy123 See, it's funny because you're a Broke unemployed bitch.

Only you have the power to change that, but it's clearly easier to crash out at people with far more successful lives than you.

Must suck knowing that you tried and failed to make money online. Oh well, not for everyone.

[Ku Klux KantGetAJob (NEET 4lyfe) @JoshCalhoun1992]

@the_jezzy123

[Ku Klux KantGetAJob (NEET 4lyfe) @JoshCalhoun1992]

career btw

[Ku Klux KantGetAJob (NEET 4lyfe) @JoshCalhoun1992]

anyone 6 hours into their shift making
*checks notes*
~9 bucks?

(^:

[Ku Klux KantGetAJob (NEET 4lyfe) @JoshCalhoun1992]

The Monkey's Paw Has Fully Curled.

The biblical irony of this trash fringe mmo community pathetically begging for court updates is that if I uploaded a 20 sec clip from a recent hearing, your perception of Eorzea would be shattered as you are introduced to The Brutal Truth.

[Ku Klux KantGetAJob (NEET 4lyfe) @JoshCalhoun1992]

anyone 6 hours into their shift making
*checks notes*
~9 bucks?

(^:

[Desolance Schizoposting (Parody) @LionelTheFelon]

Rent free? Like you have with your mom?You have made over a dozen burner accounts to run your mouth on, to no avail.

You fucked up so bad, you have very serious legal issues.

You can't even pay $200 in fees LMAO.

I can actually touch grass, unlike you. No grass in jail.

[Ku Klux KantGetAJob (NEET 4lyfe) @JoshCalhoun1992]

You have very serious brain issues, lol.

[Desolance Schizoposting (Parody) @LionelTheFelon]

Rent free? Like you have with your mom?You have made over a dozen burner accounts to run your mouth on, to no avail.

You fucked up so bad, you have very serious legal issues.

You can't even pay $200 in fees LMAO.

I can actually touch grass, unlike you. No grass in jail.

[Ku Klux KantGetAJob (NEET 4lyfe) @JoshCalhoun1992]

on top of having a visible public track record of doing nothing but lying on repeat to tens of thousands of people at literally every given opportunity + hilariously insane legal lies.

Any Omar YouTube Channels?

These nutjobs know exactly what they've done.

The Purest Scum.

[Ku Klux KantGetAJob (NEET 4lyfe) @JoshCalhoun1992]

yall think the victim of this case drops n bombs on burners/dog whistles slurs while being/surrounded by the most hilariously known racist members of FFXIV's community?

Fuck off. You kids are a bad joke. move on with your sh1t lives or enjoy mentally riding my BBC 4 lyfe.☮️

[Ku Klux KantGetAJob (NEET 4lyfe) @JoshCalhoun1992]

yall think the victim of this case drops n bombs on burners/dog whistles slurs while being/surrounded by the most hilariously known racist members of FFXIV's community?

Fuck off. You kids are a bad joke. move on with your sh1t lives or enjoy mentally riding my BBC 4 lyfe.☮️

[Ku Klux KantGetAJob (NEET 4lyfe) @JoshCalhoun1992]

shit just makes me laugh man.

these twitch psychos are so unintelligent that they frame a continuance without a finding as a guilty plea when the literal sentencing would've been 100% different if I plead guilty - still not what these miserable droolers wanted but much worse.

[Ku Klux KantGetAJob (NEET 4lyfe) @JoshCalhoun1992]

there is actually no fucking way Desolance gets banned from YouTube mid 2024 - gets gangstalked for half a year, one of the gangstalkers is

*SOULJA*

& a psychotic incel discord gets leaked...and FFXIV runs the narrative that

"it's a good thing discords like that don't exist"

[Ku Klux KantGetAJob (NEET 4lyfe) @JoshCalhoun1992]

those screenshots were real & the people who said they werent have literally zero credibility outside of the internet.

fucking biblical.

[Ku Klux KantGetAJob (NEET 4lyfe) @JoshCalhoun1992]

here's a hint:

in the real world, no sane human on earth obtains a protection order strictly for the purposes of weaponizing it to an actually legally unheard of extent.

these fuckers need to actually touch some *serious* grass & look in the fucking mirror - it's May 2025.

[Ku Klux KantGetAJob (NEET 4lyfe) @JoshCalhoun1992]

fact of the matter is multiple things can be true at once.

I've said & done things I regret, but hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooly FUCK.

THESE KIDS? LOL. NOT REAL.