Cryonel Schizolance

As I was sayin before. See ya 'round buddy boy. I'm feelin to get the fuck out. good bye.

[Cryonel Schizolance @schizolance]

@LionelTheFelon Isn't that right, Brokie? @JoshCalhoun1992

You're a good little crashout mutt that knows better to bark at the people who can dogwalk you.

Mmmm, maybe not seeing as you're in trouble for DMing Todd lmao.

[Cryonel Debtlance @23klance]

Oh boy, where to start.

Bit of a different post from me, but I'm stepping away from this account for the foreseeable future for my own good.

The reason? I just feel like it's time for me to move on from this whole thing.

Let me be crystal clear about something though. I have not been asked, forced, or told to stop.

This is something I've been wanting to do for awhile. I wanted to wait until Brokie was finally locked up but with how slow the justice system acts. Who knows how long that will be.

I've been giving this punk ass bitch a taste of his own medicine for 15 months, and I haven't regretted a single moment clowning on him. For all intents and purposes, I've won.

With that being said. You can only gaze into the abyss for so long until it gazes back, and I know I've locked eyes with it for awhile now. It's time to finally blink and look away.

This account will stay up for archival reasons (as well as a quick laugh) but I'm essentially changing the locks and throwing away the key so that I can't come back. I'm leaving it all behind me and I won't have any temptation to come back.

That being said, worst case scenario: Brokie is allowed to schizopost unabated and no one is around to keep him in check. Here's a few rules of engagement to deal with his bitch ass

1. Have an alt.

If you're gonna go down this road to either kick him while he's down or to call him out on his bullshit, you need to protect yourself and make sure you are anonymous to him and his bullshit.

He is terminally online and has all the time in the world to look up peoples posts and try and nail you to a person. Don't leave a paper trail for him and he'll start throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks. Some people might get caught in the crossfire but you'll be safe.

2. Document EVERYTHING.

Make a separate folder, a "schizo" folder if you will, and screenshot, record, write down EVERYTHING he does. Because when he does notice you and blocks direct communication with you. He's gonna obsessively stalk you and see what you post about him, then he's gonna unblock to schizopost and reblock again.

Take what me and @LionelTheFelon have done to him as an example. Brokie HATES that shit lmao.

3. Never let him forget what he's done and how fucked he is.

Brokie lost his defamation case, he has assaulted his ex while she was drunk. He left 5 voicemails filled with death threats to a lawyer and her daughter and is currently on probation for that. He has had multiple restraining orders put on him and has an actual criminal record.

He has harassed, threatened, and doxxed members of his own family because they have slighted against him in his mind. He is a truly vile garbage human.

All of this is public information as long as you have his name. Which isn't hard to find on the internet lmao.

4. Don't give him an inch.

You may have the natural human instinct to feel empathy for him and his family and try and level with him. Don't. It's not worth the effort and he's never going to change. The most empathetic thing you can do is just not engage, but if you've made it this far, you aren't considering empathy.

He has had opportunity after opportunity to change, and he won't. He's been like this his whole life.

5. He's a bad liar

Another thing to note is to not believe his bullshit. He lies CONSTANTLY, if he is breathing, he is lying. If he threatens you with any legal action, he's bullshiting. He has no idea how the system works and has only managed one restraining order (which was really just handed to him out of convenience). If you've kept yourself safe, he has no information and you can't file anything without personal information.

He will deflect and downplay his various fuckups or straight up not acknowledge them or again, lie about it. but trust me, he's in a giant fucking hole and he ain't coming out soon lmao.

6. Be better than him.

Now this ones more of a loose guideline, you're free to clown on him anyway you wish. However, I personally have tried avoiding the same language he uses. No slurs, no fucked up shit, no direct threats, none of the shit he's always relied on.

Now I wasn't perfect myself, I let myself slip and that's on me, but hey 98% average ain't too bad. Just know that whatever you choose to do. You'll always be better than him by virtue that you haven't assaulted anyone while they were drunk, sent death threats to a lawyer or spent the better part of 2 years trying to defame twitch streamers lmao.

7. Don't be afraid of him.

If you decided to just not engage with him outside of a joke here and there and he's decided to come after you personally, he has information, he has what he needs to stalk and harass you. Don't be afraid to put him in his place through the courts, because he's bating -1000 right now.

There are people who can help you get his information and can help you deal with him. @XenosysVex and @llamatodd can provide you with all the tools you need to take his dumbass to court. If you have the means, do it. Even if you don't I'm sure someone will go to bat for you, whether it be your local courts, your local DA, someone. There are resources available.

That's about it I guess. Thanks for reading, good luck to those who wish to pick up the torch.

One more thing though, and this is for Brokie who will undoubtedly start schizoposting about how he had me silenced or how he won some bullshit or whatever lmao.

Brokie, you got outplayed from day fucking one. I have dogwalked you at every opportunity and I won every single time. I win you dumbass LMAO, and my prize? I get to walk away from all of this and live my life to the fullest while you get to rage and schizo out for the rest of your miserable life. I'll always be the one in your head next to your favorite streamers and the rest of the people you absolutely HATE. I'm free as a bird. I won bitch.

Speaking of birds, it's time to let this one free.

See ya.

C.D.

[Cryonel Schizolance @schizolance]

The graph indicates Brokies mental state and his cash flow when that garnishment kicks in

[Cryonel Schizolance @schizolance]

@LionelTheFelon Will he really restart, though? Maybe when he's 50, he can.

If he makes it that long

[Cryonel Schizolance @schizolance]

He's so easy to trigger lmao

[Cryonel Schizolance @schizolance]

@LionelTheFelon I ignored this dude for 1 day, and now he's barking like the dog he is.

Biblical crashout.

[Cryonel Schizolance @schizolance]

@LionelTheFelon He. Just. Doesn't. Learn LMAOOOO

[Cryonel Schizolance @schizolance]

@JoshCalhoun1992 @23klance You can be anything you wanna be, and you chose to be a broke, filthy, unloved LOSER lmao

[Cryonel Schizolance @schizolance]

@JoshCalhoun1992 Brokie walking by a mirror and seeing a pussy ass loser lmao

Awww poor little dog, spooked by his own reflection awwwwww lmaooooooo

[Xenosys @XenosysVex]

The words "found in contempt" and "lifetime restraining order granted" have never been more comforting. G Fucking G, you worthless waste of a life.

[Cryonel Schizolance @schizolance]

Brokie has never heard of an evening shift in his life lmao. See, only unemployed rats living on their moms dollar would believe that.

You're still so hung up on Buggy backstabbing you that you know his new screen name? Man that's kinda pathetic. Par for the course for you lol

[Cryonel Schizolance @schizolance]

@JoshCalhoun1992 @the_jezzy123 See, it's funny because you're a Broke unemployed bitch.

Only you have the power to change that, but it's clearly easier to crash out at people with far more successful lives than you.

Must suck knowing that you tried and failed to make money online. Oh well, not for everyone.

[Cryonel Schizolance @schizolance]

@JoshCalhoun1992 I can't imagine being obsessed with another pair of men as much and not being romantically involved with them as you are being lmao.

It's pretty pathetic that all you know is being dogwalked like the bitch you are because you couldn't keep your schizo mouth shut lmao

[Cryonel Schizolance @schizolance]

@llamatodd @LionelTheFelon 🚨🚨🚨 time?

[Cryonel Schizolance @schizolance]

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[Desolance disaster (parody) @23kindebtohno]

@JoshCalhoun1992 Haha I’m such a loser I got many lost court cases I’m on probation and I have an arrest warrant LOL winning I’m such a god me Lionel I cannot be beaten except for when they find my location then I can be arrested I’m so much smarter than everyone that’s why I owe 25k

[Cryonel Schizolance @schizolance]

@uglyloserlionel Projection is the only thing he excels at lmao

[Cryonel Schizolance @schizolance]

He speaks in riddles that only make sense to him and he acts like it's a fuckin bombshell

Brokie what the fuck are you saying lmaooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣