Josh guard

love the sun and the snow, not so keen on frost or fog, always finding myself in all sorts of crazy shinanigans

[Josh guard @Josh_Guard]

@JamieK787 @bettyhalford @Kathbum @lauramurphy21 Haha i think it is !

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Stages of leaving:
"Can't stay long"
"What's the time now?"
"I should probably head off in a bit"
"I think I might make a move"
"Right..."

[Josh guard @Josh_Guard]

@SaturdayKitchen What can i do wih my fresh tuna ?? #SaturdayKitchen

[Josh guard @Josh_Guard]

@GordonRamsay what do i do with this bad boy??

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Responding to "how's it going?" by sighing and saying "getting there", despite not being in the process of actually doing anything

[Josh guard @Josh_Guard]

@professorgreen please retweet. My little brother took his own life on my birthday in 2015 #MentalHealthMatters https://t.co/1ZkVcZDlRd

[Lefkada SUP Cruises @SUPlefkada]

Happy New Year from Lefkada Paddleboard Cruises! We're ready for summer now. #happynewyear… https://t.co/YhN3Z5c47w

[Josh guard @Josh_Guard]

Petition: Shut down the domestic ivory market in the UK. https://t.co/QhjAbNMduF

[Peter Jones @dragonjones]

Each year @dragonjones gives away amazing prizes for #12DaysOfJones. To take part, follow @dragonjones. It's great fun! Pls RT

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Eleven ways to say "I'm not listening":
I see
Right
Not sure
Suppose so
Could do
Up to you
Interesting
I guess so
Indeed
I know
Really?

[Laura Eames @lauramurphy21]

Hide your pussys... #Trumpageddon

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Harambe had 11,000 votes.

11,000 people voted for a dead gorilla.

Let that sink in.

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

Donald Trump just straight up lied about how President Obama responded to a pro-Trump protester

[Josh guard @Josh_Guard]

@thismorning sunset in chichester. Not too shabby

[Josh guard @Josh_Guard]

@GordonRamsay pulled pork for lunch ! What are you having ?

[Lefkada SUP Cruises @SUPlefkada]

If you're on Lefkada, you can also rent our SUPs and have them delivered to your villa!… https://t.co/A7c5MDe03X

[Josh guard @Josh_Guard]

Imagine if the uk voted out on a Monday. Silver linings and all. #Brexit #stillfriday #weekend