Joshua Wise

is this thing on

[Joshua Wise @JoshuaTheWise]

I went from hardly reading at all for four years, to having just red my 20th book since October. I can get used to this.

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

That time the White House used ellipses in the place of "fuckin." 👍🏽 https://t.co/pJVgj8ZqUF

[President Obama @POTUS44]

Thank you for everything. My last ask is the same as my first. I'm asking you to believe—not in my ability to create change, but in yours.

[Joshua Wise @JoshuaTheWise]

Yo guys, I gotta admit, I'm actually all about this #snowday right now.

[Joshua Wise @JoshuaTheWise]

Many of you may think "hey, he must be an early bird." When in fact, I'm just now tucking in. Goodnight! 😴 #wtf #todayistomorrowistoday

[Joshua Wise @JoshuaTheWise]

@jadeziane in fact it just kind of sounds like you're "yapping."

[Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA]

this sounds like something the Joker would say right before releasing a swarm of killer bees into Gotham https://t.co/SyKsCHvyuh

[Joshua Wise @JoshuaTheWise]

I almost feel bad for Jets fans.

[Joshua Wise @JoshuaTheWise]

@mikeegan321 FIRST time?!?! What was your verdict?!

[Joshua Wise @JoshuaTheWise]

@Jaime_Schwarz actually the most irritating experience.

[Joshua Wise @JoshuaTheWise]

"Hey girl. You know what my dream role is? A stallion. Cuz then you could ride me eight times a week." #TheaterPickupLines

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

It is beyond absurd that so many bright young people are unable to attend college because of the cost.

[Joshua Wise @JoshuaTheWise]

@_cydnie you are going to be FLUSH after this shift.

[Joshua Wise @JoshuaTheWise]

Thank you, @timehop , for reminding me on a daily basis what a putz I was in high school.

[Joshua Wise @JoshuaTheWise]

@nickwuzheree AHHHHhhhh!!! One feels like a duck splashing around in all this wet! And when one feels like a duck, one is happy!

[Joshua Wise @JoshuaTheWise]

Does still hearing the sex sounds through the headphones while I play Clair de Lune on the piano add to the romance or subtract from it?

[Joshua Wise @JoshuaTheWise]

All these people talking about getting couple's massages and I'm all like
#SingleAsHellChallenge

[teresa @sleepywsirens]

i love how band members wear other band's merch all the time like YES YOU GO SUPPORT OTHER GREAT MUSICIANS AND LOOK SNAZZY DOING IT