Joshua Utah

I imagine this is the most underrated Twitter account there is.

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Make a spaghetti sandwich and you're a psychopath. Eat a giant bowl of spaghetti with half a loaf of garlic bread, and it's an Italian dinner.

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Maybe Disney can just let the "Moana" franchise die now? The first one was very good, the second one was absolute mind-boggling trash, and the live-action remake screamed "MONEY GRAB" in the boldest font I've ever seen.

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@kwey24 @SanJoseSharks He's terrible though.

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@SanJoseSharks New water boy? Watched him for 5 years on the Rangers. He's not an NHL talent.

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@OTD_in_WWE @KliqThisPodcast @RealKevinNash Meh, the Big Show's 4th heel turn of '07 was much more shocking.

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So glad that I went to school before promposals existed so that I could just awkwardly ask a girl to go to prom with me in the art hallway after 9th period with 8 seconds to go until her mom pulled up in a station wagon to pick her up.

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@vzmercogliano Also he knows he won't be employed in 2030 so what does he care about a pick 4 years from now?

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@SanJoseSharks Rangers fan here. Love him, great veteran pickup for a young team.

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@vzmercogliano If he's paying, I'll play Bethpage Black with him.

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@PierreVLeBrun Two 1st round picks for a third line center, the world has gone mad.

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@UMassDrewbie Her dad was the sports editor for the NY Daily News.

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@HakuhosButt @nic_pow @NHLRumourReport Is he good? All I know about him is that they say he's slow and that he'll get 45ish points a year for 1st line money.

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@NHLRumourReport Carson Carels is a D they might like. 4th overall isn't a big stretch for him (Rangers might like him at 5) and he's from Manitoba, about two hours from Winnipeg.

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@AdamZHerman How come?

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@vzmercogliano The only person I trust less than Drury is Dolan.

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@vzmercogliano Two-way deal?

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@sportingnews @TheHockeyNews Impressively bad AI clickbait.

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StubHub's idea of "amazing" and mine are completely different.

#nyknicks #knicks

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Just accidentally scratched my Reel Big Fish CD. Anyone know where there's a Wall so I can use their lifetime guarantee?

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@vzmercogliano Trading him wasn't a bad move by the Rangers. They had a glut of 3rd/4th liners. He's just having a great playoff on a good team.