“We could make these if we wanted to, it’s just not profitable” “We can win the war at any time, we just haven’t taken the gloves off yet” so many Americans live in a fantasy land where the US is still capable of anything besides debt trading and throwing poor people in jail
@tarplicious honestly I wonder if the cameras are too good now, everything's been cheap forever but now you're seeing it rendered almost *better* than irl. one moron's opinion
@willmenaker If I were to have children I'd name them after the elderly people I admire and miss from my own family, unlike every other generation ever, I guess?
the latest teen trend is called “jfkmaxxing”. it’s when you are outwardly vivacious and express a winsome optimism but are inwardly consumed by various unspeakable maladies and whisper to confidantes your fantasies about your impending death
@isaiah_bb Poor fella couldn't even get his own fiance to write a real obituary. She told the computer about the shit on his side of the bedroom and googled "do you have to be married to get va widow benefits"
you can charge $20 for a sandwich now, even if it’s not that good. you didn’t used to be able to charge $20 for a sandwich — especially if it wasn’t that good — but you can now
@Chinchillazllla I'm from the Tampa Bay area and there's this band of women 40-59 that are realizing they gave up a lot for a man who is less and less bashful about window shopping when they go out. I've had young + pretty colleagues/friends who have never got from a man what these women dish out