Jourdan Boyd

[Jourdan Boyd @JourdanBoyd]

I I never knew there was a platform where you could potentially earn more than you would from hourly shifts. Since joining the @CoachRyan360 investment platform, it’s been a great experience for me.
Here’s a big cashout.

Thank you, Coach Ryan, for the guidance.I truly appreciate

[Jourdan Boyd @JourdanBoyd]

@ImmutableXY @GOATOFNOTHING1 @dkwvufanIam @RealAlexJones Oh I’m not saying that. No need to. But this man is a pastor that preaches Jesus’s love while also posting shit like this. And will be more offended that I said shit than what he’s posted.

[Jourdan Boyd @JourdanBoyd]

@GOATOFNOTHING1 @dkwvufanIam @RealAlexJones Genuinely curious…would you call someone a “retarded, rug munching, toilet brush” if Jesus was right beside you watching you post? Doesn’t seem like he’d approve.

[Jourdan Boyd @JourdanBoyd]

@RepNancyMace Except for President, apparently. Criminals welcomed.

[Jourdan Boyd @JourdanBoyd]

@BethMooreLPM My dog has crazy high anxiety. All the time but especially during storms and fireworks. @ThunderShirt has saved us! Took her a minute to get used to it but it’s truly been a life saver!

[Glennon Doyle @GlennonDoyle]

I'm new to the sports but I know relationships. Seems to me that loyalty is proven when the chips are down. When your people are hurting, not when they're celebrating. That's what's real. Anyway we love you @USWNT and we're with you celebrating or hurting- both. Onward.

[Jourdan Boyd @JourdanBoyd]

Hear me out. We need an alumni match for @USWNT. Bring back @AbbyWambach @MiaHamm @JulieFoudy and the 99 team to play @alexmorgan13 @mPinoe @roselavelle and our current team.

[Josh @harumphbrulee]

Tom dresses up like a doctor to try to get vaccinated but gets caught after complaining about the cheap lab coat material.

“Has no one heard of herringbone!”

[Jourdan Boyd @JourdanBoyd]

But like....if we tragically missed #arecipeforseduction how do we watch it? @lifetimetv

[Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman]

why I won’t wear a mask

[Jourdan Boyd @JourdanBoyd]

@rillo02 2020 is a hump year

[Jourdan Boyd @JourdanBoyd]

Ordered @redlobster for cheesy biscuits. Duh. The @DoorDash Ed’s car died and she left with our food and never delivered it. Neither organization will do anything. Enjoy the 100 worth of food Mr. Driver.

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

I guess I’ll never be able to lie to myself again about all the shit I would do if I just had the time.

[Beth Moore @BethMooreLPM]

It would be a mistake for us in Christian circles to disregard the warnings about large gatherings. If the thought is, “We’re the church. We’ll do whatever we please & God will protect us,” He does not protect the proud. He opposes them. We are not snake handlers. We’re servants.

[Philly’s Original Harden @KHJ_Esq]

Coronavirus got Boomers stocking their doomsday bunkers... meanwhile millennials are online shopping for bathing suits for the five island trip they just booked on Spirit for $130.

[Jourdan Boyd @JourdanBoyd]

@rillo02 If only it weren’t a 5 hour flight!

[Jourdan Boyd @JourdanBoyd]

@rillo02 It should! Let the grieving process begin.

[Jourdan Boyd @JourdanBoyd]

They straight up turned Westeros into an electoral college. #demthrones #got