Jess Ryan-Phillips

Exec Assistant at NDORMS, University of Oxford.
Also musician/Ashtanga yogi/knitter/gardener/cook/writer.
All views strictly my own.

[Granite Man 🏴���󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

I remember when a computer didn't automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

[Jess Ryan-Phillips @Jryanphillips]

Yes this. See also trying to get a wet wipe out of a packet at 3am while holding a screaming newborn - like wrestling with a wedge of wet concrete while manhandling a seal 😭

[Adrian Edmondson ❎ @AdrianEdmondson]

In France ChatGPT is pronounced the same as 'Chat, j'ai pété' which means 'Cat, I have farted'. Which seems to sum the whole thing up pretty neatly.

[George Monbiot @GeorgeMonbiot]

The longest sentence handed down to a violent racist rioter this week is shorter than the sentences imposed on entirely peaceful environmental protesters last month.
Labour must repeal the Tory laws that treat peaceful protest more severely than violent disorder and assault.

[Jess Ryan-Phillips @Jryanphillips]

Same - I find myself heavily invested in rowing, BMX and skateboarding while baby feeds!

[Natalie Morris @Nmozz]

Timing my maternity leave with the Olympics was an elite move. Hockey, diving, gymnastics & tennis today. Me and baby boy are LIVING

[Russell 🏳️‍🌈 @Medic_Russell]

Nothing but mad respect for the way Jordan Pickford is consistently ABSOLUTELY FURIOUS at being asked to do the activity for which he is paid. Extremely me.

[Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford]

If it is, we all know you’d just try and deport it.

[Dr Adam Rutherford @AdamRutherford]

Wait what. The Science Minister is a scientist who advised government on science?

WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT

[Ian Dunt @IanDunt]

Take it in. The first female chancellor. The first housing secretary who's actually lived in social housing. The first education secretary who was on free school meals. An energy secretary who actually believes in aggressively fighting climate change. Not a bad afternoon.

[Mitch Benn @MitchBenn]

Can we all make sure the fact that the Greens did EXACTLY as well as Reform with a *fraction* of Reform’s money and airtime does not go unnoticed, even if the news media furiously ignores it?

[George Monbiot @GeorgeMonbiot]

If a foreign state had done what the Tories have done to the UK, we would call it sabotage and treat it as a hostile act.

[George Monbiot @GeorgeMonbiot]

After 14 years of corruption, destruction, chaos and misrule, today, 4th July, is our Independence Day.

[Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford]

We didn't have parties to "boost morale".
We didn't have quiz nights.
We didn't have champagne.
We watched our colleagues die.
We watched the bodies pile high in their thousands.
These lying, cheating, self-serving charlatans need to be flung out of office.
Use your vote. Vote.

[Hugh Grant @HackedOffHugh]

They destroyed our country. Let’s destroy them. 👇

[Anna Lundberg @anna_lundbergs]

Oh do fuck off.

[Bevan Boy 💚 @mac123_m]

I have looked at all the manifestos. By far & away the most exciting, progressive & policies to solve the issues ordinary people have is @TheGreenParty manifesto. Have a look at 100 policies below & make up your own mind. RT if you agree with me.

[Dr Jill Belch @JillBelch]

Why, ⁦@BBCNews⁩ is there nil on your site about thousands marching, yet you reported extensively on a couple of 100 marching against ULEZ? #Bias
Thousands march in London to urge leaders to tackle wildlife crisis https://t.co/NLiIUxGv3W

[Jay Rayner @jayrayner1]

Where to bloody start? There isn't enough British food to buy because the crass, malformed, malignant clown-show of Brexit that you promoted, has undermined food production, courtesy of ill-thought out subsidies. Plus, brexit-driven border controls have stymied imports.

[Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis]

URGENT! Pls share. The last chance to register to vote in the General Election is 11.59pm tomorrow Tue 18 June. Potentially 8m aren't registered at their current address. Here's 4 key facts...

1) You can do it online here https://t.co/i4FhJoAXfK
2) It's good for your finances. Not being on electoral roll can make it more difficult to be accepted for credit products like bank accounts or mortgages.
3) You can opt out of the 'Open Register' (which allows your info to be sold on) which will stop you getting junk mail marketing )
4) You'll need ID when you do vote (not to register) if you don't have it, you can get it free until Wed 26 June https://t.co/9bfL3hw3CV