James Cutting

[James Cutting @JsCutting]

@richmaver @DanMUNDIAL Spicy rigatoni

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

Ready to lay down in the middle of a bowling alley and let the plague cover me like a blanket

[wint @dril]

scrolling on autopilot, mouth agape, clicking fav on all tweets with at least 1 or 2 funny words in them. zero human consciousness, perfect,

[nicholas @imkully]

an entire generation of kids rolled up a ball of paper and yelled kobe as they sank that shit into a trash can. that’s legacy

[keegan @FranziaMom]

Pitchfork: the album is good, not great

Halsey: they should have another 9/11

[cold november alice 🍉 @lookitsalice]

30-50 feral hogs?!
At this time of year
At this time of day
In this part of the country
Localized entirely within your backyard with your small kids?

[Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve]

Cabinet

[Caleb Synan @calebsynan]

Wowww just had to unfollow OJ. He’s funny on twitter but give him a google and you will NOT like him anymore

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

HOWAR 3NDGAM3

[L.A.S. @SartoriallyInc]

new skepta dropped so i’m slapping any hater in the face with a slice of toast covered in beans

[James Cutting @JsCutting]

@JimMFelton @SheridanLeech @richmaver

[Jordan Heck @JordanHeckFF]

9 years ago today, Greg Jennings broke his leg and put the team on his back.

[Tom Petrini @RealTomPetrini]

Billy Ray Cyrus: “Baby's got a habit, diamond rings and Fendi sports bras
Ridin' down Rodeo in my Maserati sports car”

Me

[ESPN @espn]

"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I AM!"

7 years ago today, a legendary catchphrase was born.

[Pope Francis – ARCHIVE @Pontifex266Arch]

With her “yes”, Mary became the most influential woman in history. Without social networks, she became the first “influencer”: the “influencer” of God. #Panama2019