Josh Suntharasivam

Hilarious // Nefarious // Sporadic writer // @DrownedinSound. Former @warwickuni, sometimes writes bad poetry.

[Josh Suntharasivam @jsunth]

Reasons why I am like a donut:

- sweet on the surface
- big hole where heart should be
- will attract bees if left unattended

[Josh Suntharasivam @jsunth]

@BootsHelp my girlfriend had a terrible experience trying to return a faulty item at your Bristol Broadmead store today. She was treated like a scammer by one of your managers.

[Nelly @BackwoodsGoku]

Everyone’s asking how I could possibly make a banana load this dense. Dedication to my craft bitch!!!

[Dan @leathergregory]

There's nothing funnier than a fully grown man carrying a rucksack. Got all your little things in there have you mate? Grow up

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[Streatham Rovers Football Club @StreathamRovers]

The thoughts of all at Streatham Rovers Football Club are with the American people on this, the 21st anniversary of the horrific events of 9/11.

[David Lammy @DavidLammy]

I have a joke about trickle down economics.

99% of you won’t ever get it.

[Josh Suntharasivam @jsunth]

@OneMinuteBriefs @hotdogwatson #LittleHotdogWatson I couldn't resist

[Josh Suntharasivam @jsunth]

@OneMinuteBriefs @hotdogwatson #littlehotdogwatson here's a quick one!

[Josh Suntharasivam @jsunth]

@OneMinuteBriefs @wholeearthfoods #Drizzler smoother than the smoothest of them all?

[Josh Suntharasivam @jsunth]

@OneMinuteBriefs @wholeearthfoods #Drizzler another one! Not sure if it's been done yet but...

[Josh Suntharasivam @jsunth]

@OneMinuteBriefs @grenadeofficial #GrenadeBar What's on today's menu??

[Josh Suntharasivam @jsunth]

@OneMinuteBriefs @ao #DestinationForElectricals Am I too late?? The day got away from me!

[Josh Suntharasivam @jsunth]

@OneMinuteBriefs @Holcim #EarthDay #ConcreteRocks this one could also be experiential - with real concrete statues!

[Josh Suntharasivam @jsunth]

@OneMinuteBriefs @Holcim #EarthDay #ConcreteRocks what a waste!

[Josh Suntharasivam @jsunth]

@OneMinuteBriefs @Holcim #EarthDay #ConcreteRocks simple but effective (I hope!)

[Josh Suntharasivam @jsunth]

@OneMinuteBriefs @BigChangeApps #BigChange I have a plumbing riddle for you!! Do you know the answer? Super simple postcard idea...

[Josh Suntharasivam @jsunth]

@OneMinuteBriefs @Pret #PretCoffeeSubscription in for a late one! Sorry I can't design haha!

[Nathalie Vincent @awlilnatty]

Give it a Pulitzer