Seattle Zag

Father, Husband, Zags, Hawks, M's, Kraken. 12.3, I try to avoid bogeys. Black Lives Matter. SFF Book nerd

[David Hoffman @TrustlessState]

If USA beats you in the World Cup

That country has to call it Soccer until the next World Cup

New rule I just made up

[Tim Booth @ByTimBooth]

Red card being issued outside the stadium.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

Michelle Obama lives in their heads rent-free 💙

[SleeperMariners @SleeperMariners]

Lowest Batting Average allowed through the season so far, per MLB:

🥇 Emerson Hancock - .215

🥈 Bryan Woo - .219

🥉 Logan Gilbert - .234

#TridentsUp

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

Jimmy Kimmel is a national treasure. 😂

Jimmy infiltrated the cabinet suck-up session and praises Trump's magnificent man teets.

[Curtis Rogers @AKidFromKent]

Colt Emerson hit his first career home run over the head of Jarred Kelenic. Ghosts of prospects past and future colliding.

[Jage @thejagepage]

behold josh naylor in all his base stealing glory

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

'Inside the NBA' on ESPN includes Dianna Russini and Mike Vrabel on the "Gone Fishing" graphic for the Boston Celtics.

[Seattle Zag @JtotheJ]

Good lord - go shove it. My 9 and 12 YO LOVE watching Naylor, and he makes the game fun. Kids. Are. Watching. Thats the point. You're the guy who didn't vote for Griffey cause "nobody should be a 1st time HOFer" am I right? Go pound sand with this dumb take, dinosaur

[Not Gaetti @notgaetti]

It’s just a matter of time before you start seeing the home run pimpjob antics escalate to this level among impressionable kids. Josh Naylor is really not taking his duties as a highly visible role model very seriously at all.

We are doomed as a society.

[Seattle Zag @JtotheJ]

@CodifyBaseball Julio

[KutterIsKing @KutterIsKing]

It honestly takes talent to be THIS bad at ABS challenging 😭😭😭

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

To the people complaining these sex abuse cases have created a world where men now have to think 10 times before they touch a woman.

Yes, that's the point.

It's called consent. Welcome to human decency.

[Marco Paleari @marcopalears]

Non mi ricordo se questa scena è nel vecchio o nel nuovo testamento 🤔

[Dr. Catharine Young @DrCatharineY]

So many young girls have found their new role model.

[Seattle Zag @JtotheJ]

@MLB @Mariners 🔥💯

[MLB @MLB]

The @Mariners are giving away an Ichiro Replica Statue at Friday’s game 🤩

Repost and reply for your chance to win a statue AUTOGRAPHED by Ichiro himself!

[John Mincone @JMincone]

…. Bruh

[Seattle Zag @JtotheJ]

Yes. I believe strikes should be called strikes. Next question.

[Bad Sports Refs @BadSportsRefs]

You make the call: should pitches that are 99.9%+ out of the zone like this be a strike?

[Theo Lawson @TheoLawson_SR]

Tommy Lloyd asked today about the influence of his time at “Gone-ZAWG-uh.”

Lloyd: “It was amazing. It’s ‘Gone-ZAG-uh’ by the way, not ‘Gone-ZAWG-uh.”

Mentions Mark Few, Dan Monson visited Lloyd at his hotel the team’s first night in Indy.

“For me it’s a big part of who I am.”