Juiced Domestique

Goated cycling takes #justjokes

[ً @Na1chaca]

Wout Van Aert is the best Grand Tour domestique of all time by a MILE - His presence completely changes the way GC battles are ridden. At the same time he is also probably the best stage hunter ever.
No amount of 'monuments' can hold a candle to this legacy in cycling.

[Juiced Domestique @JuicedDome]

Really great race. Unfortunately Roglic accidentally touched the brake just before the finish. Gutted for him to lose out on this great win

[Tour de France™ @LeTour]

🏆 Biniam Girmay wins the 2024 Tour de France Saitama Criterium 💪

#SaitamaCriterium | @saitamacrite

[Juiced Domestique @JuicedDome]

😭😭😭

[Juiced Domestique @JuicedDome]

Little Man Syndrome

[Cycling on TNT Sports @cyclingontnt]

Here’s the reason Eli Iserbyt was disqualified from Exact Cross round 1 in Beringen today 😳

[Juiced Domestique @JuicedDome]

Congrats to Remco for winning #ILombardia
He might have to wait a couple of years for the real results though🙃

[Juiced Domestique @JuicedDome]

@LissMJM Say you don’t know how contracts work without saying it

[Juiced Domestique @JuicedDome]

🫠🫠🫠

[tom danielson @tomdanielson]

2. Pogacar was able to gain considerable time quickly as he did the first ascent (in the rain, no teammates) at the same speed he did his winning TDF climb back in July.  The favorites behind had to slow as they were way outside their zones trying to follow, while Tadej kept on the pace which he was clearly riding in his zones with.  Amazingly, all his other ascents solo were FASTER than the final winning climbs of the race winners over the last ten years!

[Juiced Domestique @JuicedDome]

Ineos are actually so washed. How do you lose a guy who has spent his whole career riding for your team

[Juiced Domestique @JuicedDome]

@pmuraus @Realvelo @300wNeilW Wasn’t aware of this, thanks. I’m not that familiar with the TUE system, but I’m pretty sure the backdating at least wouldn’t be possible anymore. Still seems flawed though

[Juiced Domestique @JuicedDome]

Pogacar is probably the most juiced rider in history. If a wt rider was riding against elite amateur riders they wouldn’t even be able to do this shit😭

[Juiced Domestique @JuicedDome]

Alaphilippe walked so Pogi could run. Still wondering how it would have played out if he hadn’t crashed

[Juiced Domestique @JuicedDome]

@astickybottle Exactly, but in what state will the sport then be…

[Juiced Domestique @JuicedDome]

@FredrikKarlss17 @triviumcolombia That would even further push the point that pogi is sus, since his wins are at way higher level than Lopez’ were and he got caught

[Juiced Domestique @JuicedDome]

@triviumcolombia But every time Pogi wins it’s historic and amazing and we just have to enjoy the greatness. I’m just scared for the sport tbh

[Juiced Domestique @JuicedDome]

@EnduranceAgency Definitely, and he is a great athlete no matter what. It would be naive to believe everyone was clean but I truly thought most of the sport was fair. This year has just been ridiculous. Vingegaards “otherworldly” TT is nothing compared to this

[ e-Tour de Dope ™ @triviumcolombia]

Riding away easily in San Luca. Hands on the hoods, no need to get out of saddle like in June when Pog the Impaler tried to surprise Fish boy.
⏱️5'34" today
⏱️5'29" June

[Juiced Domestique @JuicedDome]

@Realvelo @300wNeilW They never caught Armstrong

[Juiced Domestique @JuicedDome]

@BenjiNaesen Extreme weather protocol only applies to rainy days in the giro

[Sandra Mäder @sandramaeder]

Ein Jahr schon ohne Dich 💔
Ein Jahr in der neuen Zeitrechnung 💔
Ein Jahr Schmerz💔
Ein Jahr tägliches weinen
GINO ICH VERMISSE DICH SO UNENDLICH