Julia Kate

SEN mum ❤️ … Short story winner with Bibliophone: ‘Widower, 62’, narrated by Aria de Maris 📖 …

[Julia Kate @JuliaKate28]

@JeremyClarkson boyfriend has driven all the way from Liverpool to have drink at your pub and it’s closed for filming… any chance of letting him in for a pint on hot day ? ☺️

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

We just dropped in on Liz Truss’s pro-Trump speaking tour with a remote-controlled lettuce banner. She didn’t find it funny. 🥬

[Barry McGuigan @ClonesCyclone]

Shocking dangerous and profoundly unfair on Women & Girls. IOC hang you head in shame 👎

[UtterlyInteresting @UtterlyInterest]

Speaking as a father of two boys, all of these clips could’ve been filmed in my house…

[CoKane @KanesCabDriv3r]

Girlfriend: “I regret getting you that blender for your birthday”

Me drinking a pop tart: “why??”

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Hope you’re enjoying the sunshine!”

No, I’m at a desk reading your email.

[The guy that sing @AlexJayeSINGER]

PLEASE teach your kids about special needs kids, and how to be respectful to all of them.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

"Please log into the patient portal to view a message from your doctor."

[Hotcock @hotcocked]

Walking across a pedestrian crossing when a speeding car obviously isn’t going to stop, died knowing I was in the right

[SV *Champions of England* @SVCarbaholic]

James Milner you made your debut in 2002 when I was in Year 8. I’m now married with two kids and a mortgage. Are you not tired?!

[moby dickgirl @epistemophagy]

It's always been called gaslamping babe. What are you talking about

[T✨ @txadel_]

If you got paid to design the Boots website, congrats on successfully stealing a living x

[Ginger Tucci @Ginger_Tucci]

Guys…. There’s a man next to me in this bar, who’s speaking English with a really heavy foreign accent. But when his mate left for a few minutes he had a call in what is obviously his actual English accent. WHAT IS HE DOING AND WHY

[Stan's Account @tristandross]

don't know which is least surprising: hardest geezer tory reveal or hardest geezer 5 foot 2 reveal

[Fionn Viteža @fionnviteza]

Showing up 7 hours early to fill his boots with free food & drink in the green room. He will never stop.

[lev (sumer is icumen in) @abookofsymbols]

I sometimes wonder if my parents think I’m just sorta a toddler toddling around out here by myself when they send me such things

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

«When my husband died, because he was so famous and known for not being a believer, many people would come up to me ― it still sometimes happens ― and ask me if Carl changed at the end and converted to a belief in an afterlife.

They also frequently ask me if I think I will see him again. Carl faced his death with unflagging courage and never sought refuge in illusions. The tragedy was that we knew we would never see each other again. I don't ever expect to be reunited with Carl.

But, the great thing is that when we were together, for nearly twenty years, we lived with a vivid appreciation of how brief and precious life is. We never trivialized the meaning of death by pretending it was anything other than a final parting.

Every single moment that we were alive and we were together was miraculous-not miraculous in the sense of inexplicable or supernatural. We knew we were beneficiaries of chance.

That pure chance could be so generous and so kind. That we could find each other, as Carl wrote so beautifully in Cosmos, you know, in the vastness of space and the immensity of time. That we could be together for twenty years. That is something which sustains me and it’s much more meaningful.

The way he treated me and the way I treated him, the way we took care of each other and our family, while he lived. That is so much more important than the idea I will see him someday. I don't think I'll ever see Carl again. But I saw him. We saw each other. We found each other in the cosmos, and that was wonderful».

― Ann Druyan

[Lucia Keskin @chiwithaC]

OH Stace?