JulesVerne

Professional grumpy-cat, wearer of hats and queen of sunscreen.

Also enjoy dabbling in DevOps

[John Spencer @SpencerGuard]

https://t.co/3qcAv6nZHb

[JulesVerne @JuliaVolvo]

@barzik את הדבאופס

[JulesVerne @JuliaVolvo]

@TLVCommunity @david_nasi @mikestefaniuk @CloudNativeIL @DevOpsDaysTLV @shar1z @ServerlessTLV @nocoot It's so nice to be asked what features you want to see ❤️

[Chief Carnivore and Pitmaster General @Heathenaspargus]

אנחנו צריכים את עזרתכם לבניית מאגר בדיחות האבא למתכנתים!

אם זה יהיה מספיק אבהי זה יוזכר מעל במה בכנס קרוב עם קרדיט!

https://t.co/U99JRK2OYX

[Richard Hanania @RichardHanania]

In late 2021, Hamas held a conference on what they would do after conquering Israel. They discussed water, sewage, currency, and making a directory of property to confiscate. They plan not to let talented Jews leave and make them work for the state.

The ceasefire crowd doesn't get it. Israel has an actual enemy. It's not the enemy you wish they had. It's not people who can be reasoned into living in peace with a Jewish state. Hamas is actually serious about slaughtering the Jews and taking all their land.

This article suggests they're "crazy" for making these plans. I don't think that's true at all. If Israel fought the war the way that the international community wished it would, it would be destroyed in the long run.

It's unfortunate the West does not understand this. But I'm confident Israel will win because it has no other choice. It faces a dark and bitter reality, and can't afford the delusions of the rest of the world.

[JulesVerne @JuliaVolvo]

@shar1z @DevOpsDaysTLV @Heathenaspargus @burdandrei @jphess2 @lightpriest @cherkaskyb @Hilafish1 @ZenouJohn @talkimhi @erikzaadi As always a pleasure ❤️

[JulesVerne @JuliaVolvo]

@nukemberg @nivctl יכול להיות גרוע יותר, אם בונים מערכת יחסים ב-cloudformation

[JulesVerne @JuliaVolvo]

@nivctl אני לגמרי רואה אותך קוראת לילדה שלך סול 😄

[JulesVerne @JuliaVolvo]

@advancedelon @benjamin_bdj @rationalwalk Why?

[Sharone Revah Zitzman 💙🇮🇱 @shar1z]

Please bear witness.
#DontLookAway
This story is personal.

A few days ago, our murdered friend Sefi Genis' wife Meital received a phone call.

Alina, considered a medical miracle, awoke in hospital and the first person she called was Sefi's wife to tell the story of his final moments.

Alina was the SOLE SURVIVOR from a roadside reinforced bunker (these exist in all of the south because of the incessant rocket fire from Gaza).

They all arrived at the bunker, Sefi Genis and Gal Navon both with shrapnel injuries from a rocket that landed near their vehicle, and prevented their escape. They hunkered down shaken and tense.

They started to hear hordes of terrorists coming their way by foot and pickup truck, and understood they were executing everyone in the roadside bunkers systematically, from point blank range.

Fearlessly as they heard the terrorists approaching they decided they won't be going to their slaughter without a fight, and exited the bunker to try and save those inside and tackled the terrorists with their bare hands. They fought the first couple off, until they were both shot at point blank range and killed.

The terrorists then threw two grenades into the bunker to "cleanse it" and moved on.

Alina miraculously survived this nightmare.

She said she owes them her life and she will bear witness to their tale of heroism.

We will miss you forever Sefi & Gal, our heroes.

One who saves a single life, it's as if they saved an entire world.

[JulesVerne @JuliaVolvo]

@hasanalnaqour @jacksonhinkle So thats why hamas kills muslim Bedouins as well?
#HamasisISIS

[JulesVerne @JuliaVolvo]

@AI_Pakiatan @jacksonhinkle On Saturday hamas killed 600 Israelis

[JulesVerne @JuliaVolvo]

@suhaichemistry @jacksonhinkle They are allowed
The ones who are npt allowed to go in is the red cross to see the kidnapped civilians

[JulesVerne @JuliaVolvo]

@imu07280300033 @CNN The iron dome cant do anything about armed hamas intruders in neighborhoods shooting people

[DevOpsDaysTLV 👉 Next Up luma.com/AWS-DevOps-2026 @DevOpsDaysTLV]

🥳 AGENDA ANNOUNCED >> With 36 Hours Left on Early Bird Tix ⏳...GO GO GO! 🤯
https://t.co/zGy5XaC5EV

Join us for an EPIC 10 Year Anniversary for @devopsdaystlv alongside excellent @cloudnativeIL and @statscraft tracks!

https://t.co/3duVHaEhJ9

#tlvcommunity
#devopsdays

[Sharone Revah Zitzman 💙🇮🇱 @shar1z]

YES super exciting!

Check out my post on some excellent #OSS version control tools for gaming devs and a 🔥new cloud native SCM right out of the @TLVCommunity >> @diversion_hq

Lessons learned from #GDC23 >> there is no doubt the gaming world needs a hard reset with SCM tooling

[JulesVerne @JuliaVolvo]

📣📣 Venue change 📣📣

So who's coming?

[TLVCommunity | Next Up luma.com/AWS-DevOps-2026 @TLVCommunity]

🚨 **IMPORTANT UPDATE for Q1 @TLVCommunity BLITZ
WE HAVE HAD A LAST-MINUTE VENUE CHANGE** 🚨

Big thanks to @theOtterize for stepping up and hosting our event on such short notice.

New location: HaMasger 35, Floor 15, Tel Aviv

Meetup:
https://t.co/HE85bq2Okw

[JulesVerne @JuliaVolvo]

All zombie processes and spooktastic talks are welcome!

Lets practice fear of the prodarktion incidents together in #DevOpsDays 🧛‍♀️👻

[DevOpsDaysTLV 👉 Next Up luma.com/AWS-DevOps-2026 @DevOpsDaysTLV]

📢📢📢 DevOpsDays CFP is NOW OPEN 📢📢📢

The scariest of jobs, now having the scariest of conferences!
Come SPOOK us at DevopsDays TLV 2023, Call for zombie-speakers is now open!
https://t.co/ceYVFue2Vr

#DevOpsDays #tlvcommunity #DevOps #Conferences

[JulesVerne @JuliaVolvo]

Woot woot!

Best time if the year is when DOD CFP opens 🥳

[TLVCommunity | Next Up luma.com/AWS-DevOps-2026 @TLVCommunity]

🚨HEADS UP! Tomorrow's #tlvcommunity Blitz Meetup has been POSTPONED TO APRIL 30TH!

RSVP: https://t.co/vAWKwSEf2R

AND....🥁
@devopsdaystlv @cloudnativeIL @statscraft CFP OPENS THIS WEEK!
👻 And we want your HORROR STORIES! 🕸 https://t.co/lIBJq1mNYx

Be very afraid!

[JulesVerne @JuliaVolvo]

@aantn yes - did you manage to get threaded resolve alert similar to the way grafana cloud has? is that a part of your data enrichment?