Jules

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

MAGA 2021: “Don’t tell me to wear a mask.” “Don’t force a vaccine.” “Don’t tell me to stay home.”

MAGA 2026: “Just follow orders.” “Have your papers ready.” “Comply. Don’t die.”

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

I hate how Instagram's algorithm makes you look like a stalker. I'm liking your photo from 7 days ago because Instagram just showed it to me today. I'm not stalking you.

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

For the record: cops aren't supposed to kill guilty people either.

[All day Astronomy @forallcurious]

🚨: AI data centers are consuming 264 billion gallons of water as droughts hit 63% of the US

[¿ @umlarp]

putting in my too weak notice

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

I swear the air gets heavier around 6pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams aura energy approaching.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The Caesar Salad turns 102 today.

[madiiiii ⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖ @madsdanae]

if you see me double fisting beers and hotdogs on saturday please know I’m celebrating beer and hotdogs and not this black mirror episode of a country

[Warren @swd2]

Notice when you want an abortion the fetus is a person but when we talk about immigration, actual children are called offspring.

Words matter. They are saying the Nazi shit out loud. Listen to them.

[Autistic Lauren 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @Autistic_Lauren]

Remember that SpongeBob episode where King Neptune made thousands of patties at once using magic and they tasted like slop, whilst SpongeBob’s single patty tasted amazing because it was made with love and dedication?

This is a post about AI

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

The most common way people take Jesus’ name in vain today isn’t using his name as a cuss word.

It is putting his name in their bio and then posting slurs and being really hateful online.

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

#BlowUpDataCenters

[pigeon @pigeonisperfect]

coo

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

meta glasses? you mean pervert glasses? you mean pedo glasses? you mean groper glasses? you mean loser glasses? you mean creep glasses? you mean sicko glasses? you mean predator glasses? you mean groomer glasses? you mean molester glasses? you mean stalker glasses? you mean scumb

[Mike 🇺🇲 @VegasMike27]

Boomers bought $70k houses while making $40k a year. They are trying to convince Gen Z that 700k starter homes at 60k income is the same thing.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

11 years ago today, same-sex marriage was legalized in the United States.

[MayoIsSpicyy @Mayoisspicyy]

If I ate all of my meals with Jeffrey Dahmer for 20 years, you'd probably think I was a cannibal

Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein were best friends for 20 years.

Now Trump is hiding the Epstein files.

[Don T. Beakunt @bitchesLOVEtoad]

pretty cool that 70% of ads now are just for weight loss medicine, gambling, or AI

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

We cannot consider #AI to be morally neutral. In reality, every technical tool embodies choices and priorities through what it measures, ignores, and optimizes, and how it classifies people and situations. Ethical discernment cannot be limited to asking whether we are using a system for good or bad purposes. It must also examine how that system is designed and what vision of the human person and society is embedded in the data and models that guide it. #MagnificaHumanitas

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“Kids these days don’t know any practical skills.”

Somebody from the generation that decided to remove woodshop, auto shop, home economics, and personal finance from public school curriculums in exchange for more practical tests.