a bby blue octopus

gamer, bby GM, edits writing sometimes, amazing barista. loves corgis and octopuses.

[Liz Ryan @humanworkplace]

RETWEET if you ever had a job where you were pressured to come to work when you were sick

[⚡️Mal White⚡️ @malissifent]

Here’s list of traumas that can define your strong female character that doesn’t involve sexual violence:

✨ homelessness
✨ abandonment
✨ loss of a loved one
✨ imprisonment
✨ public humiliation
✨ no one believes her
✨ betrayal
✨ literally ~anything~ else pls I beg

[Gail Simone 💙💛 @GailSimone]

I don’t know what ‘destiel’ is.

[Reductress @Reductress]

Sorry If I Seem Out of It! I’m Just a Little Tired of Having No Job, Friends, Or Family: https://t.co/u2ZkeEop0x

[Reductress @Reductress]

'Let's Change The Subject,' Says Mother Proven Wrong: https://t.co/hotsdprC9s

[Justin “Hoops” McElroy @JustinMcElroy]

Probably the wildest bit of COVID theater is restaurants’ “wear your mask until your food comes” thing. What ... what do you think changes when your food comes? Onion rings are great, but they ain’t filtering out pathogens.

[Reductress @Reductress]

Woman Can’t Wait to Tell Grandchildren About Historic Weekend Spent Waiting for President to Die: https://t.co/Q3e3B249zt

[Reid @mossymountain]

It’s a beautiful day to be trans ✨
#illustration #digitalart #trans #queerart

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Wow my 4-year-old just put down her troll doll and said, “The President disbanded the pandemic response team in 2018 and deliberately spread misinformation that killed 210,000 Americans, you don’t need to be civil. You’re allowed to celebrate the death of a genocidal tyrant.”

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

we cant WHAT????

[Bodega Baddie @CAMONGHNE]

Yo I just wanna say, what white people will never experience is being a debated demographic in a presidential debate. Nobody debates white people and how to control white people or whether or not white people deserve rights!!! This is SO uncomfortable!

[Slick Deuceman, Attorney-at-Law @whatamidylan]

A relationship should be 50/50—
She buys me a PS5 & I buy her the 12ft skeleton from Home Depot

[SLIM 🫧 @_slimarella_]

no one talks about the loneliness attached to being the “bigger person”. you’re silencing yourself and dismissing your feelings because you don’t want to come across as aggressive for showing basic emotions but swallowing rage will cost you in the end.

[Reductress @Reductress]

The Next Stimulus is Just a Six-Pack of Mike’s Hard Lemonade and a Gun With a Single Bullet in It: https://t.co/1kxuoUTu04

[Seth Everman @SethEverman]

hello twinks

[Snowmixy @Snowmixy]

Crazy to think that most of my childhood friends are now married and have kids and me yea you know I sit and play WoW 8h a day... 🤪