Julian Lewis

[Oded Rechavi @OdedRechavi]

Our most advanced model for how the brain works https://t.co/OweFBIUeIb

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

law professor: you're currently failing your ethics class

me: *slides a $20 across the desk* how about now

[Ireland Israel Alliance @irlisrAlliance]

What do you call an Arab who's been allowed to vote all his life?
- An Israeli-Arab

[Bamalu🖕🏼🖕🏼 @bamafangrl]

Do y’all remember, before the internet, that people thought the cause of stupidity was the lack of access to information?
Yeah. It wasn’t that. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Evan Siegfried @evansiegfried]

Florida

[UK Lawyers For Israel @UKLFI]

The Information Commissioner has ordered the UK Department for International Development (DFID) to disclose audit reports of accounts into which British grant aid was transferred and allegedly used to pay salaries to convicted Palestinian terrorists. https://t.co/PFqgwHR3XA

[Godspeed You Black Tamperer (ft Maya) @twlldun]

When Jonathan Swift writes your ads

[🇮🇱 Rabbi Zvi Solomons Am Yisrael Chai💛💙🕎 @RabbiZvi]

#CorbynJoke

I asked my friend what it was like in Corbyn’s Labour. He said, “Oh, I can’t complain.”

[Lucy Worsley @Lucy_Worsley]

Nurse giving me a blood test: 'Do you work? What do you do?' Me: 'Historian.' Him: 'WOW I love it when I get a patient with a WEIRD PROFESSION.'

[Matt Brian @m4tt]

My wife went straight savage in Waitrose. Fuck you, Doris, and your hatred of tattooed millennials.

[Jimmy Wales @jimmy_wales]

Joke: A man rings 999 in a panic. "My wife is 9 months pregnant and has just started screaming!" "What is she saying?" "She is ranting about Jews!" "Don't worry, it only means she's gone into Labour..."

[Gladstone (retired) and Genie @TreasuryMog]

#BringYourDogToWorkDay Just try it anyone who works @hmtreasury

[Gladstone (retired) and Genie @TreasuryMog]

Quick! We need another feline in Westminster to be based in Parliament 🐀🐀🐀

[Claire @Claire_V0ltaire]

The love and cooperation BDS does not want you to see or accept.
This is reality. This is life in Israel. This can be our future. This isn't impossible.
#PeaceandCoexistence

[Jeremy Corbin MP, Prime Ministerial Parody @CorbynSnap]

It bothers me that people are saying Theresa May has been the worst Prime Minister in history without giving me a go.

[Jeremy Corbin MP, Prime Ministerial Parody @CorbynSnap]

It’s my 70th Birthday! To celebrate, please RT if you think I’m a loathsome antisemite unfit to hold office, or ‘like’ if you think I’m an incompetent old fool who shouldn’t be within 100 miles of Downing Street. Thank you! #HappyBirthdayJez

[Leave.EU @LeaveEUOfficial]

Thatcher beats out all five living prime ministers - by a whopping margin! - when the public is asked who they would choose to lead Brexit negotiations. If only we had her kind of leadership in Number 10 today...

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Retweet this complaint about "retweet this or I'll kill you" or I'll kill you.