Juma J / じぇじぇ

VA-raised, MIT-educamated, JPN-discombobulated; formerly self-promoting, now de-webbed | ←を薦めているオレは、米国生まれ、MIT（抹茶工大？）卒業で、日本でITの仕事をやっているお洒落なオタク。

[Juma J / じぇじぇ @JumaShinobi]

So lemme get this straight...
Scott Colom won a Mississippi Senate seat cuz he literally...

LET RUSS COOK

[Benjy Renton @bhrenton]

Yes! @ESCochrane tracked down 35-year-old Mississippi man Russ "pick another protein" Hudson, now famous from the viral ad filmed in Senator-elect Scott Colom's parent's house.
https://t.co/BqxQUbeqpK

[Juma J / じぇじぇ @JumaShinobi]

There's only one piece of solace I can take from this:
The last time the NFC East was this horrible...

WE WON IT 🤯🤯🤯

#RaiseHail

P.S. What is WFT legend Taylor Heinecke up to these days?

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

If the Commanders lose tonight on Monday Night Football to the 49ers, the NFC East would become the first division in NFL history to be winless in consecutive weeks in which all teams in the division played a game. And two of the teams played each other last week.

[Juma J / じぇじぇ @JumaShinobi]

"Can't say enough good things about Kirk Cousins―"

- Jim Nantz, who stopped doing so exactly 0.75 seconds later

[Juma J / じぇじぇ @JumaShinobi]

Week 5 of Year 1, and without his starting quarterback,
John Harbaugh is already LIGHT YEARS ahead of the rest of the ABSOLUTELY PATHETIC NFC East.

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Dan Quinn just destroyed his headset.

[Juma J / じぇじぇ @JumaShinobi]

What the hell is wrong with Twitter?

Or worse yet...
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THE NFC EAST?!?!?

(I would ask what the hell is wrong with the Commanders defense... IF WE HAD ONE...)

[Juma J / じぇじぇ @JumaShinobi]

Sam Darnold 🤝 Matt Stafford

[Juma J / じぇじぇ @JumaShinobi]

SUPER MARIOTA GALAXY!!! #RaiseHail

[Juma J / じぇじぇ @JumaShinobi]

this iteration of #ATLvsGB is a reminder of one of two things:

- malik willis is 27 years old now

or,

- 🟠"27-7" is the new ⚫"28-3"

[Juma J / じぇじぇ @JumaShinobi]

Bart Starr won his first chip at age 27.
Brett Favre won his first Super Bowl at 27.
Aaron Rodgers won his first SB at 27.

Jordan Love will NOT win his first SB at 27.

Malik Willis is 26……………

[Juma J / じぇじぇ @JumaShinobi]

@brgridiron "That's not what he wanted to bake..."

ー Patrick Star, probably

[Juma J / じぇじぇ @JumaShinobi]

Kirk Cousins was always a Super Bowl-caliber QB, but his potential with every team was derailed by memes.

If that whole In-N-Out Burger thing doesn't blow up, the Raiders just might have a chance.

[StatMuse @statmuse]

Kirk Cousins vs Chargers:

19-29
253 YDS
3 TD

Fourth among active QBs in games with 3+ TD.

[Juma J / じぇじぇ @JumaShinobi]

@SaintsFilmRoom #ShoughThemKids

[Juma J / じぇじぇ @JumaShinobi]

TB restraining himself to one quiet curse word is quite commendable, especially compared to myself

[NFL Retweet @NFLRT]

Tom Brady: “Oh Shit”

Prayer up for Jayden Daniels 🙏

[Juma J / じぇじぇ @JumaShinobi]

@emezie I always knew this was inevitable as soon as Elena got her "Healin' Good" Super Art 😅

[Juma J / じぇじぇ @JumaShinobi]

Who know the appearance of the Hose™ would happen THIS early?!?!

2026 just started and we already ON LOCK

[Alex @nannyodeil]

Wow. Can't believe the Seahawks put out such a pure hot 🔥🔥🔥 HYPE VIDEO for new franchise QB @DrewLock23 so quickly!!!

[Juma J / じぇじぇ @JumaShinobi]

appreciate the renewed emphasis (for the most part, I guess) on the importance of camaraderie, respect, and unity on this 250th

if only we had those same vibes 2 years ago

[Juma J / じぇじぇ @JumaShinobi]

@ShamsCharania So, like, in the grand scheme of things...
Boston has effectively traded Jaylen Brown to Philly......

for A.J. Brown......??? 😲

[Juma J / じぇじぇ @JumaShinobi]

I TRIED TO WARN YOU AND YOU DIDN'T LISTEN https://t.co/yroi4Ewhbs

[Juma J / じぇじぇ @JumaShinobi]

So in 2026th year of our gourd Jeebus Cripes, the 250th year of our nation, and after 53 years of Knicks futility, New York has finally reached salvation with:

a Muslim as mayor,
a woman as governor,
and a Trump as president.

As Don King might say:

ONLY IN AMERICA!!! 🏆🗽

[Juma J / じぇじぇ @JumaShinobi]

Y'ALL DOOMED @spurs

[Juma J / じぇじぇ @JumaShinobi]

Jalen Brunson, 5 minutes ago:

HELP ME ANUNOBY, YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE