Jacob Jurgensen

"The heart may be weak and sometimes it might even give in.. but I've learned that deep down, there's a light that never goes out!" -Sora

[Jacob Jurgensen @JurgTastic]

I don’t understand how hairdressers are able to screw up haircuts so badly when they have notes to follow. It’s like failing an open book exam, makes no sense at all

[Jacob Jurgensen @JurgTastic]

An Israeli government ad and a Scientology ad, like what the fuck are we even doing man

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The fact that we could have had this man as president will never cease to make me depressed

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

My statement on the continuing violence in Israel and Gaza.

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@Cody_Stricker I told myself I would never preorder again after Cyberpunk, but now I’ve preordered the premium addition of Starfield and I feel dirty😭

[Jacob Jurgensen @JurgTastic]

With the promotion of blue check mark tweets, I have seen the most deprave and vile shit I’ve ever seen on Twitter the past few days. Feels like Facebook with the conservative/racist/christian ideologies being shoved in everyone’s faces

[Jacob Jurgensen @JurgTastic]

As someone who suffered through not being able to afford school lunch for much of high school, this makes me very happy. Until you’ve had to go through a whole day of school, practices, and whatever else, without getting a proper meal, you really don’t know true exhaustion

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

Minnesota Governor Tim Walz has signed a law guaranteeing free breakfast and lunch for all students in the state, regardless of how much money their parents make. Tens of thousands of food-insecure kids will benefit.

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I really just want Chuck Grassley’s geriatric ass to die already. No 89 year old piece of human filth should have any business in the lives of anybody

[Jacob Jurgensen @JurgTastic]

Twitter, how tf do you all make this same damn tweet viral every few months

[Adam Deats 🌕 @AdamDeats]

DO NOT PUT THAT ON.

[Jacob Jurgensen @JurgTastic]

This looks like every Hasbulla fight

[Jacob Jurgensen @JurgTastic]

Iron Giant makes playing MultiVersus cancerous

[Jacob Jurgensen @JurgTastic]

@BigManWebster64 @lilsamsquanch66 He’s not going to fuck you bro

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@BriKnapp16 Lol yeah might as well keep to yourself, it’s nice sometimes

[Jacob Jurgensen @JurgTastic]

Socially starved

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@sarahlugor This guy is a known sex trafficker and has a compound in Romania where he has women working for him doing sex cam work. Legitimately just a vile human being and the fact that he has a legion of incels follow him is so gross and scary

[Jacob Jurgensen @JurgTastic]

I never forget the first song that I listen to when I get a new pair of headphones. It automatically gets burned into my brain

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If you ever want to see who the least datable people on the planet are, look in the comments under posts about women’s sports. Bunch of incels

[Jacob Jurgensen @JurgTastic]

@BriKnapp16 It’s my honor to be way better than Independence Day🙌🏼

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The 4th of the July has been called off this year, America sucks too way too much to be proud of literally anything

[Jacob Jurgensen @JurgTastic]

I'm so sick of christianity being the main thing dictating american politics, literally anything else would make me happy