glorp

I do random stuff

[glorp @JustKoolieAid]

@OverheardInMNL

[glorp @JustKoolieAid]

@sunarknight How to be u po

[glorp @JustKoolieAid]

Oh shit my phone is linging

[All day Astronomy @forallcurious]

#BREAKING🚨: Vaping has officially been linked to rare and irreversible ling disease

[All day Astronomy @forallcurious]

#BREAKING🚨: Vaping has officially been linked to rare and irreversible ling disease

[glorp @JustKoolieAid]

@pigglow Is that even possible

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

MY FUCKING ALARMS D I D N O T GO OFF THIS MORNING AND I AM COMPETELY FUCKED. @apple FUCKING FIX THIS. I MIGHT BE FIRED. I WOKE UP AND THE ALARMS WERE SILENTLY GOING OFF.

[glorp @JustKoolieAid]

@p1nkg1venchy @_sorrengailll @Apple You might actually be crazy

[glorp @JustKoolieAid]

@obscurusr Getting into a situationship is enough

[karina˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @karina_core]

everyone who’s left me seems to be doing better after the fact

[glorp @JustKoolieAid]

Crazy how clavicular's content went from looksmaxxing to exposing women being liars and cheaters

[glorp @JustKoolieAid]

@neuvember Si gagamboy yan

[xan @G59_Xan]

mom said “when do i get to meet her?”
i fall in love with whores, you don’t get to meet anyone

[peepoopoopoo @peepeepoopoo241]

when u see her story n she got badder 💔 and you still buns at the game 💔 and yo chacha owns the ancestral property 💔 and yo battery health at 79%💔

[Raya @rayaaasl]

Sahur sahur tung tung tung, sahur sahur tung tung tung,sahur sahurrr

[Ryouko @ryouko_c]

Funny how everything has a "Filipino" way of doing it. like some uses tissue to wipe their ass while we just use hands and water and then taste and lick our fingers to know if the crap is really gone 🥀

[glorp @JustKoolieAid]

Some Indian sat near me in the airport and holy shit I can almost taste my butthole

[glorp @JustKoolieAid]

@bnuuyxo you're supposed to use an epregnancy test

[⨀ @wjfm21]

damn you’re like byyourselfmaxxing

[glorp @JustKoolieAid]

@inholyflux_ Please God I hope this doesn't happen to me