Riley Byrd Plaut-Detweets

Stanford ‘25 🌲 (He/Him) “You could pour soup in my lap and I'll probably apologize to you" -John Mulaney

[téa leoni shady facts @hagicent]

so there’s this high school english department….

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

[1-800-YOTEBOY @NotHayloftVEVO]

Can I come over and stare at you like this

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

(trying too hard in a philosophy job interview) oh, you mean the trolley *opportunity*

[♡sola♡ @soladite7]

i accidentally pasted this image into my essay 😭

[Sensations by Compliments @plopadop]

Peekaboo's alright at first, but once you figure out the core mechanic the novelty wears off quick.

[bard @bardicposting]

*flirting* ahaha hello beautiful thy lore appears most complex

[Riley Byrd Plaut-Detweets @JustSmileyRiley]

Nothing like a bottle of wine in florence to have the deepest, weirdest conversation with your father in years

[Riley Byrd Plaut-Detweets @JustSmileyRiley]

I have been so throughly out-night owled by my roommate, it’s a little embarrassing

[Riley Byrd Plaut-Detweets @JustSmileyRiley]

I yearn for the branches

[Riley Byrd Plaut-Detweets @JustSmileyRiley]

I have not climbed a single tree all quarter and I think that’s pretty fucked up

[Riley Byrd Plaut-Detweets @JustSmileyRiley]

No thoughts, just the hadestown london cast recording

[Riley Byrd Plaut-Detweets @JustSmileyRiley]

@k80dimock Texting you so her lawyers (who have been circling the building ever since) don’t take me out

[Riley Byrd Plaut-Detweets @JustSmileyRiley]

Lowlights from the last day of entrepreneurship class:

- Tinder for art (“gamifying art”)

- 4D, augmented reality theater because “theater is boring”

- Our professor making us sign an NDA

[Riley Byrd Plaut-Detweets @JustSmileyRiley]

@mothmanscoochie @k80dimock No no not franzia, anything but franzia

[Riley Byrd Plaut-Detweets @JustSmileyRiley]

There is very little in life better than opening a fantasy book and finding not one, not two, but THREE maps :)

[Girl Pervert (coined by Veronica) @SummerOfFilm]

sorta just hitting me that they made a prequel to Shakespeare