JustStoo

I’m back. I was never really gone, but nevertheless... It’s big. It’s pink. It’s my face.

[JustStoo @JustStoo]

*Goes off the grid.

*comes here

[Princess Buttercup @GoldenSpirals]

My therapist told me "time heals all wounds",

So I stabbed him. Now we wait...

[Mayor Karen Bass @MayorOfLA]

This is footage from today in MacArthur Park.

Minutes before, there were more than 20 kids playing — then, the MILITARY comes through.

The SECOND I heard about this, I went to the park to speak to the person in charge to tell them it needed to end NOW.

Absolutely outrageous.

[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

Introverts have fun too, we just don't care if you know...

[Marty Taylor @marty_taylorr]

Kyle Rittenhouse is in a twitter battle with anti-gun violence crusader and school shooting survivor David Hogg. High school dropout Kyle tried to make fun of Hogg for graduating from Harvard. After Rittenhouse tweeted negative things about Hogg .A friend of mine suggested a debate between these two young men who are similar in age and nothing else.David Hogg speaks for a generation that grew up with school shootings and death. He is the face of the anti gun violence movement. While Rittenhouse is the MAGA/GOP’s darling for the simple reason he killed two men.I doubt Kyle would ever agree to a debate as he prefers going on right wing podcasts where everybody agrees with him. If Rittenhouse thinks his views on guns is the view of Gen Z young Americans like he claims. Let him try and prove his point of view in a debate with Harvard grad David Hogg. I know you read my Tweets Kyle. This is your chance to prove to the world you were right.Gun violence is the issue of your generation. And you Kyle are part of the discussion. Show the world why we need AR-15s.Or are you afraid without a gun to talk for you? @ThisIsKyleR @NewBlueUSA #DemVoice1

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

I hear House Republicans out on TV saying they would never vote to cut veterans’ benefits.

In case there’s any confusion, I made a little chart that could help them out.

[JustStoo @JustStoo]

Same day, same algorithm.

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

I hope you’re proud, sickos.

[Jamitupin @jamitupin]

Many will make you feel good, but few you will truly connect with.

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

You’re free to not get vaccinated. The private company that employs you is free to require you get vaccinated. The restaurant you eat at is free to require proof of vaccination. You’re free to eat elsewhere. You’re free to protest.

People not understanding freedom these days.

[Marly @VerbsRProudest]

One day you’re in the sweet bloom of youth, & the next day you’re saying “I do love a good wraparound porch.”

[Marly @VerbsRProudest]

*gesturing you onward with a cookie, in a supportive manner*

[being mike @mikebeallama]

My life is like a metaphor. That is a simile.

[Sooz @CruisinSoozan]

Gonna sashay from
Hot Girl Summer
directly to
Pass the fucking Gravy Autumn.

[JustStoo @JustStoo]

Sorry, I was napping. What’d I miss?

[JustStoo @JustStoo]

It’s better with butter. Also it’s actually butter.

[JustStoo @JustStoo]

Not what Darwin had in mind, but survival of the shittiest it is!

[Fickle Filly @Fickle_Filly]

Sorry I hugged you when you told me to embrace my mistakes.

[Fickle Filly @Fickle_Filly]

I’ve never inspired a man to write poetry but I have provoked a few into pressing charges.